[Preacherman]

From the Drudge Report (http://www.drudgereport.com/arnold.htm):

CAMPAIGN CHASES EROTIC MAPPLETHORPE NUDE PHOTOS OF SCHWARZENEGGER

**World Exclusive**

As the final days of the historic California recall election near, another historic development has unfolded behind the scenes. Campaign operatives are scrambling to contain full nude erotic photographs taken by controversialist Robert Mapplethorpe -- full nude photographs of Arnold Schwarzenegger!

The shocking nudes of Republican Schwarzenegger have been kept under lock at the Estate of Robert Mapplethorpe in New York, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Mapplethorpe, whose infamous self-portrait with a bullwhip inserted in his ???? as well as many photographs of penises and men engaging in homosexual acts, considered Schwarzenegger one of his favorite subjects, sources close to the late artist tell DRUDGE.

Voters have never seen an elected official in such detail.

[jsalcedo]

considered Schwarzenegger one of his favorite subjects

It seems only the top picture in maplethorpes collection was viewable
as all the others had become inexplicably stuck together.

Seriously, This is California we are talking about. He will probably get more votes now that he is considererd "art".

[C.R.Sam]

Full disclosure ?

Sam

[Preacherman]

Sam, given Mapplethorpe's taste in organs to photograph, it's more likely to be full-frontal disclosure... :barf:

[Master Blaster]

FULL MONTY

This will help Ahhhnold with the voters in San Francisco.

:neener:

[Leatherneck]

controversialist Robert Mapplethorpe :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

TC
TFL Survivor

[Joe Demko]

It's been common knowledge for decades that Schwarzenegger posed nude for gay-oriented magazines early in his bodybuilding career. This particular set of photos, if they exist, are therfore a non-issue. It's only MOS.
BTW, I think Arnold is a clown. If the people of CA elect him, they deserve what will inevitably follow.

[dinosaur]

Absolutely. Not being a Kali denizen I suppose my opinion could be way off but I think voting for McClintock is the only alternative. He won`t win (I guess) but if Ahnold does, the dems will have shifted command of the sinking ship to a ahem, republican. No good can come of a win right now.

[Sean Smith]

Maybe Arnold needs to have Peter North be his running mate.

:evil:

[Joe Demko]

Peter North? The little blonde kid who played Dennis the Menace on the old TV show? Why would he be a particularly good running mate?

[Skunkabilly]

What the heck is a 'controversialist'? Is that a euphemism for something or merely one who controversies? :confused:

I think I saw the link on 'rotten.com' but was afriad to click on it :uhoh:

[Brian Dale]

They're probably printing the new campaign posters right now. :evil:

"You See? Unlike some other candidates, I have nothing to hide."

I can imagine the reaction by Cal. Dems: "Naked Republicans? EWwwww!"
:neener:

[feedthehogs]

Big deal. Or maybe is it little deal?

[Sean Smith]

Peter North? The little blonde kid who played Dennis the Menace on the old TV show? Why would he be a particularly good running mate?

Google might help clear up your confusion. But you may not want to do the search at work. :D

[hansolo]

...because I DO live in KrappyFornicate:barf:

P.S. Dennis the Menace was played by JAY North. Like, who cares, anyway?

I already voted for McClintock by absentee ballot. For all the good it'll do:cuss:

[Don Galt]

I guess I'm the only one here who's seen the nude Photos of Arnahld that Mapplethorpe shot. Or at least, I've seen one or two.

They are nothign to get excited about. Arnald is nude, and you can see part of his ???, but mostly its standard issue bodybuilder pose type stuff.

They are artistic, and they are tasteful. ITs not like Mapplethorpe had him decked out in BDSM gear or anything...

There's no big deal here... I mean, every time Arnold went on stage in competition he was revealing more of his, er, assets.

[Barrelmaker]

I believe Dennis the Menace was played by Jay North.

Oops my bad somebody beat me to it.

[Brian Dale]

if they release those photographs, he's gonna win for sure.

Who originally said, "there's no such thing as bad publicity?" True for entertainers; true in this race as well, I expect.

[Don Galt]

Hmm... I didn't type three question marks... but I guess I'm not allowed to say that word here-- funny! Can I say rear? butt? backside? opposite-of-front? caboose? rear-cheek? Who knows which of those will be replaced with questionmarks!

Anyway the pictures aren't bad, or really controversial. I believe it was People magazine or something like that where I saw them, even.

[Orthonym]

I think you can say arse, but you can't say ???, even if you're talking about a donkey. And, as everyone knows, a tit is a small bird, not to be confused with a teat, which is pronounced exactly the same.

[Orthonym]

Just maybe, in Ahhnold's next shoot'em up movie, his character will be armed with an old recoil-operated substitute standard battle rifle. I can hear it now-- "I'm baack! Andt dzis is my Johnson!"

[gun-fucious]

http://www.cmp.ucr.edu/exhibitions/w_m/10_Arnold.GIF

i wanna know what role ole Arnie has for Arianna in T4

[Orthonym]

If he were such a thorough-going Nazi, why did he have the kid circumcised? (See the *full-frontal* photo on, maybe, Rotten.com). IIRC, the Nazis used , uh, "short-arm" inspection as a Jew detector. If you were circumcised back then and there, you had some 'splainin' to do.

[TearsOfRage]

I've seen some nude photos of him, and if those are the ones in question, they are nothing but standard bodybuilding poses, minus the trunks. Lots of bodybuilders make a little extra money posing. Hardly shocking or even erotic, unless you consider all nudes to be erotic. Certainly not pornographic. Big deal!

[Hkmp5sd]

And the photos of Arnold not wearing the 3 square inches of clothing he wore in contests makes what difference in the election? Didn't the democrats and media get all bent out of shape a few years back went one of the tabloids printed pictures of Hillary in a bathing suit? Something about her right to privacy.

[QuickDraw]

Hillary in a bathing suit?

:barf: :barf: :barf:


QuickDraw

[Orthonym]

Where do I go to contribute to the "Buy a burqa for Hillary" fund?

P.S. Will pay big money for nekked pix of Ann Coulter. (Just (sorta) kiddin'):p

[Preacherman]

The Arnold pics are up for sale... see http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3554382810&category=2. The description is worth reading for the giggle factor... :D

[Orthonym]

I read and saved the description. It's a hoot! How am I going to cut back on my drinking when you people keep telling me what's going on in the world?