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k9870
December 25, 2008, 03:10 PM
couldnt resist

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Pulse
December 25, 2008, 03:28 PM
that Glock is missing a bayonet!

now, i dont know if it is good or bad that i noticed that. :/

Tirod
December 25, 2008, 03:34 PM
Frankly, darn few mall ninjas actually get to carry firearms. And I imagine scabbards for an H&R scoped 12 ga pump won't strap onto their Segways very well.

Might have to get an extra roll of duct tape.

MT GUNNY
December 25, 2008, 03:38 PM
The Flash light on that shotgun just will not work in that position. it must be mounted on the side of the barrel. Otherwise the Bayonet will be a Shadow in the light.:)

jerkface11
December 25, 2008, 03:41 PM
there's a grenade launcher mounted on that grenade launcher

05kas05
December 25, 2008, 03:48 PM
is that their christmas wish list for next year

NeoSpud
December 25, 2008, 04:39 PM
there's a grenade launcher mounted on that grenade launcher

Yo dawg, I heard you like 'nades so we put a grenade launcher on your grenade launcher, so you can frag while you frag.

mljdeckard
December 25, 2008, 05:29 PM
I must protest the stereotype projected by the use of duct tape on a firearm. It's very misleading.....and it reminds me a little bit of home.

Golden Hound
December 25, 2008, 05:40 PM
Do mall ninjas actually exist, or is this an example of a whole internet-phenomenon whose only basis in reality is one person (who is himself a deliberate joke)? I certainly have never seen any security guards in malls or elsewhere who are superfluously armed.

Orange_Magnum
December 25, 2008, 05:44 PM
I would respect mall ninjas more if the situation were such that you rarely saw them, and when you did it would be from, for example, pulling aside a chunk of clothes on gallows and behind them, up to the wall, standing, would be a hooded ninja, silent, alert, with a matte black 870 pump action ready. And later, you sitting on the toilet, looking up, you see the same ninja in a spider position in the celing in the narrow booth, 870 ready.

mljdeckard
December 25, 2008, 05:48 PM
Not being one who often uses the expression, I didn't think that the term refers to anyone who actually works in a mall. I though it was referencing someone who takes their tactical lifestyle more seriously than most soldiers, despite the fact they don't go anywhere more dangerous than the local mall.

Golden Hound
December 25, 2008, 05:49 PM
It's ironic that "ninja" has today become synonymous with the idea of flashy, elaborate, stylized destructive violence. I thought the whole point of a ninja was that he's not supposed to be seen at all.

Friendly, Don't Fire!
December 25, 2008, 05:54 PM
Is that a gun or a jet engine?:rolleyes:

Golden Hound
December 25, 2008, 06:00 PM
A true tacticool weapon needs to have a scope for its scope. Ideally, three or more scopes. For maximum magnification. It's a well known fact that if you put one scope in front of another scope of the same power, you can see twice as far. This effect can be amplified with each successive scope. Some of the best snipers are known to use "trains" of six or seven scopes to see for several miles.

Nugilum
December 25, 2008, 06:01 PM
Has anybody ever identified the "fluffy thing" behind the scopes? :uhoh:
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=89799&d=1230232018

JImbothefiveth
December 25, 2008, 06:04 PM
Do mall ninjas actually exist, or is this an example of a whole internet-phenomenon whose only basis in reality is one person (who is himself a deliberate joke)? I certainly have never seen any security guards in malls or elsewhere who are superfluously armed.
It's the latter.

MikePGS
December 25, 2008, 06:07 PM
Don't forget the shark knife:

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/MikePGS/sharkknife.jpg

Friendly, Don't Fire!
December 25, 2008, 06:19 PM
like something I would get all tangled up in.

By myself!:eek:

withdrawn34
December 25, 2008, 06:21 PM
We can't forget this guy

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x95/paul344/jv446s.jpg

Friendly, Don't Fire!
December 25, 2008, 06:22 PM
behind the scopes looks like something I put onto two brides after I caught them (the fluffy things, that is) at each of the weddings.:uhoh:

That was nearly 30 years ago.

MikePGS
December 25, 2008, 06:22 PM
What if you need to stab someone in the dark?

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s54/MikePGS/1230100101524.jpg

Friendly, Don't Fire!
December 25, 2008, 06:24 PM
I hope that's the CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR!:)


If I need to stab someone in the dark, I'll run like heck!

Macmac
December 25, 2008, 06:28 PM
Has anybody ever identified the "fluffy thing" behind the scopes?


Yeah!, any fool can see it is a Mall Ninja in a carpet gilley suit, and all set to fire! :neener:

heron
December 25, 2008, 06:50 PM
Ah, the fluffy thing would be the ninja kitten.

k9870
December 25, 2008, 07:40 PM
no its a tactical feather desighned to clean off scopessss

and the kel tec is on the left side so i think the shottys for left handed ppl

DRYHUMOR
December 25, 2008, 07:54 PM
I thought the fluffy thing was a hairnet for the food court rounds.

k9870
December 25, 2008, 10:05 PM
"my team uses custom 1911s in .40 smith and wesson with custom 22 round extended magazines. these are very well built, my team has used them for 6 months now and we've only needed to replace them twice"-gecko45

"with handguns its all about shot placement, so the more shots you fire at someone the more likely you are to get good placement. my team burst fires pistols and at ranges of abot 5-7 yards can usually hit a target 2 or three times"-gecko 45

Silvanus
December 26, 2008, 04:55 PM
The white thing might be a reference to that American Vietnam-era sniper called "the whitefeather" (Carlos Hathcock) :scrutiny:

Marcus5aurelius
December 26, 2008, 06:42 PM
Mike dont be dissing that knife light I actually have one. : P I didnt know it had a light until after i bought it but still. Good for camping I always have a knife on me but never a flashlight. Better than stumbling around to find the latrine.:neener:

thebaldguy
December 26, 2008, 09:35 PM
Everybody knows that you don't see mall ninjas because they are really ninjas.

:neener:

jorb
December 27, 2008, 12:40 PM
Where can I get me one of them things?

JeffDilla
December 27, 2008, 01:47 PM
Ah, the fluffy thing would be the ninja kitten.

Ahh yes, the infamous tacti-cat.

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