Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder


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son of a gun
September 28, 2003, 09:57 PM
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Lisa Burnett, a resident of San Diego was visiting
her in-laws and while there went to a nearby
supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several
people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. One customer
who had been at the store for a while became
concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay
and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of
the head and had been holding her brains in for over
an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke
into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa
refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head...

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot and the wad of dough hit her in the back of
her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her
brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde.


http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~lululin/movabletype/fuzzylogs/archives/000110.html

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Mark Tyson
September 28, 2003, 10:04 PM
I thought this was an urban legend.

DorGunR
September 28, 2003, 10:04 PM
But is she legally blonde??????:D

4v50 Gary
September 28, 2003, 10:21 PM
Now at the Post Office -

Wanted!!! Pillsbury Doughboy for attempted murder. Pillsbury Doughboy is a naked fat white guy with chef's hat and impish grin. Do not mistake for the Michelin Man. Pillsbury Doughboy may be distinguished by the "PB" on his chef's hat.

son of a gun
September 28, 2003, 10:24 PM
http://media.abcnews.com/media/Business/images/ho_pillsbury_000717_n.jpg

4v50 Gary
September 28, 2003, 10:25 PM
Oh yeah, blue eyes (what color eyes does the tire guy have?).

Bigjake
September 28, 2003, 10:33 PM
I think this will lead to a "What gun for Pillsbury Doughboy" threads, eventualy getting as bad as the "What gun for bear threads"... :neener:

i which case i will recomend nothing shy of a .50 BMG, i bet it would take a lot of knock down to nail that little bugger

Justin
September 28, 2003, 10:34 PM
Its an Urban Legend

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

Geech
September 29, 2003, 12:10 AM
Saw a show on the Discovery Channel called Myth Busters, or something like they. In it, they test out various urban legends to determine if they could be true. They figured out it could be possible, but it took over an hour for the first can to pop. (They tested a variety of different brands and types)

blades67
September 29, 2003, 12:39 AM
That anybody would believe that was a true story is frightening.:scrutiny:

pax
September 29, 2003, 01:53 AM
And, since it is an urban legend, I'm closing this down so we don't spread it any further.

pax

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