manly breakfast (includes 1911)


February 10, 2009, 06:45 PM
i hope this isnt too off topic (hey theres a 1911 there,) i found this picture online entitled manly breakfast. thought it was funny

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February 10, 2009, 06:47 PM
Oh, so you find my morning routine funny?! Gee, Thanks. :p

February 10, 2009, 06:48 PM
Beer and bacon. Yum.

February 10, 2009, 06:49 PM
not enough bacon

February 10, 2009, 06:50 PM
where's the hashbrowns???

February 10, 2009, 06:50 PM
not enough bacon

haha agreed :D

Big Daddy Grim
February 10, 2009, 06:51 PM
yes must have an Idaho spud:D

February 10, 2009, 06:52 PM
i wish i had the picture to post i also found another pic about a month ago that was basically a manly dinner thing, venison, a combat knife and an uzi lol

February 10, 2009, 06:55 PM
ya more bacon

February 10, 2009, 06:56 PM
Needs more bacon, and more beer.

February 10, 2009, 06:57 PM
I like my bacon a little more crispy.


Duke of Doubt
February 10, 2009, 07:03 PM
I don't see enough salt and pepper on those eggs.

Other than that, acceptable.

February 10, 2009, 07:05 PM
Wheres the tabassco???

Duke of Doubt
February 10, 2009, 07:09 PM
That, too.

February 10, 2009, 07:12 PM
Also what kind of 1911 is that?

February 10, 2009, 07:12 PM
You forgot the grits.

February 10, 2009, 07:13 PM
Pico de gallo on the eggs.
Maybe a couple links of home pork sausage.
Two biscuits - gravy on the side.


February 10, 2009, 07:26 PM
Replace that Beer with coffee and that looks great ! (Though I doubt I could eat it all in one sitting)

February 10, 2009, 07:28 PM
where's the hashbrowns???

Aktins diet, need to cut the carbs. Beer is necessity.

Sato Ord
February 10, 2009, 07:32 PM
I don't know which will stop the heart faster, the pistol, or the bacon.

Oh well, I can shoot straight, and my total cholesterol is less than 170: Bring it on, but yeah, needs some hashbrowns, and maybe a couple of slices of fresh tomato.

February 10, 2009, 07:58 PM
Fork needs grip tape.

February 10, 2009, 08:03 PM
What's the best caliber for eggs?

February 10, 2009, 08:06 PM
Replace the glass with a pitcher and good to go

February 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
I didn't know bacon grease is a good lub for a 1911.

February 10, 2009, 08:25 PM
Hollow points with those eggs and bacon?

February 10, 2009, 08:52 PM
must have some biscuits and gravy

February 10, 2009, 09:32 PM
That's the Breakfast of Champions!!!!

February 10, 2009, 09:37 PM
Need some grits, biscuits, and butter!!!

February 10, 2009, 09:40 PM
What's the best caliber for eggs?

Over easy, poached, or scrambled like these?


February 10, 2009, 09:44 PM
Gravy, gravy, gravy, sausage gravy. Yuuuuummmmmm.

February 10, 2009, 09:54 PM
Makes me want to grunt and scratch.

February 10, 2009, 09:58 PM
After that many eggs and meat, my wife wouldn't want to be around me for a day or two.

February 10, 2009, 10:08 PM
Why wake up to anything else besides a Bloody Mary with breakfast made with Tommy Guns 80 Proof, Imported Polish Rye Vodka?

February 10, 2009, 10:42 PM
this is a common AR-15 posting.

You post your self-prepared meal, including
#1 your handgun(s)
#2 a reload
#3 tactical knife rather than butter/steak-knife
#4 alcoholic beverage

I'll go see if I can scare up some others

February 10, 2009, 10:44 PM
I think I just felt my arteries harden... :uhoh:

February 10, 2009, 10:56 PM

February 10, 2009, 11:18 PM
I do find these kind of funny, and pretty dang unique.

Duke of Doubt
February 10, 2009, 11:46 PM
God, some of those look good. Was that me with the Thompson?

February 11, 2009, 12:19 AM
And who said, "Alcohol and guns don't mix?"

IBTL...aka, ibtl.

February 11, 2009, 12:23 AM
karen that you!!!!

drop the eggs double the bacon add a half a gallon of grit change the knife for a kabar and forget the fork all together

fireman 9731
February 11, 2009, 12:55 AM
Man I wish all my mornings started that well! :)

February 11, 2009, 02:08 AM
I dunno, but I think I saw some vegetables.

Why would you eat what your meal is should be eating? Kinda like going fishing and eathing the bait. :)

Kind of Blued
February 11, 2009, 02:19 AM
Those are great! :D Are these all from a specific website? I might have to do one of my own. This is kind of what my average evening looks like anyway, except with worse food and better beer.

Last night for dinner I had leftover store-bought fried chicken, mashed potatos, an oatmeal cream pie, and a Russian River Pliny the Elder IPA.

The beer cost more than twice what the rest of it cost. :uhoh:

February 11, 2009, 09:31 AM
On the OP. Bacon needs to be crisper. Needs grits and toast or a biscuit or two. I would substitute OJ myself, but beer is fine for many. :)

February 11, 2009, 09:44 AM
Post #36 - pic 6.

Brings a whole new concept to Jimmy Buffet's "Cheeseburger in Paradise"...

Are condiments considered cover or concealment?

February 11, 2009, 09:48 AM
When I was in Ireland the locals had a saying..."All a man needs to live is 23 Guiness, a bananna, and a glass of milk per day."

February 11, 2009, 10:18 AM
Hate eggs. They make me hurl.

I never mix loaded firearms and alcohol, so it's .45 and bacon, or beer and bacon, but not all three.

In college, my favorite Sunday breakfast was cold leftover taco pizza and a flat Mickey's.

February 11, 2009, 11:31 AM
that's not beer, looks like sweet tea to me

February 11, 2009, 11:55 AM
If it ain't got Texas pete, it ain't fit ta eat!

February 11, 2009, 12:01 PM
If I put that in front of my Dad and called it breakfast he would disown me.

Egg on top of short stack of pancakes
biscuits and gravy
fried potatoes
Toast with jelly

Some farmers have never heard of heart healthy breakfasts.

Colonel K0rn
February 11, 2009, 12:10 PM
Bacon is awesome! It is its own food group!

I thought it was funny with the picture of the PB&J sandwich the .22 cal and cheese puffs were kinda indicative that a .22 is a target plinker's bread and butter!

February 11, 2009, 12:17 PM
I like the butter knife.

February 11, 2009, 12:32 PM
That's it... I'm gonna make a photo of my own.

Colonel K0rn
February 11, 2009, 12:41 PM
Ha, I'm too lazy to cook up some food this morning, and I don't think the Waffle House would appreciate me putting my piece on the table.

Much less after what happened in our local Waffle House on the 6th. Two officers shot an armed suspect multiple times after they came up to disperse a large crowd of 50-70 people, and shots were then fired.
Link to the article below

February 11, 2009, 01:21 PM
Awesome. I'm stealing this for another forum.

February 11, 2009, 09:11 PM
hey, similar to mine, but mine includes many other american WW2 weapons including a few garands and many german WW2 weapons.

February 12, 2009, 12:04 AM
Ummm, waitress? Can you take these eggs back and get me some sausage to go with my bacon? oh, and another mag please.

February 12, 2009, 12:35 AM

February 12, 2009, 01:59 AM
Would Captain Crunch and a Glock be just as manly?

February 12, 2009, 03:15 AM
Oh Lordy allmighty... what has been unleashed here... gun p0rn and food mixed together in one sinful menage of decadence... What is this new perversion... sitohoplophilia???

this forum is no longer what it used to be!


Claude Clay
February 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
you will need more than a glock--with Captain Crunch you may have to defend against cereal killers

Art Eatman
February 12, 2009, 10:08 AM
Manly? I'd hafta say that manly is being responsible for the self-sufficient care of a family, raising the kids to be self-sufficient in their own right and so that they know the difference between right and wrong. You just hope and pray they do right, not wrong.

What somebody owns, wears, eats or shoots has nothing to do with anything. Worrying about that sort of trivia is merely a case of getting all eat up with the weirdlies.

February 12, 2009, 11:47 PM
you will need more than a glock--with Captain Crunch you may have to defend against cereal killers

*snap, crackle, pop - POP!-POP!! :neener:

February 13, 2009, 06:03 PM
Not enough bacon? Maybe.

Not enough napkins? Definitely.

Edit: That settles it, after looking through this post, I'm having breakfast for dinner tonight.

February 13, 2009, 06:34 PM
Uh! I hate bacon and I hate eggs!!

I'll take just the .45 and a cup of coffee:D


February 14, 2009, 04:30 AM

I wish I could give credit to whoever took that ^ pic.

(This space reserved for credit if you'll let me know who you are.)

Actually, the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic in the original post was that the gun and mags were too close to where you'd be using salt.

I try to keep all salt or salt-laden things away from guns. Just an old habit.

I guess I'll go get a snack before beddie-bye.

Terry, 230RN

February 25, 2009, 12:21 PM
:) cool as all get to make my own!

February 25, 2009, 01:26 PM
Looks like ya'll are gonna make me dig out the waffle iron :D

March 17, 2009, 05:55 PM

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