manly breakfast (includes 1911)


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greenr18
February 10, 2009, 06:45 PM
i hope this isnt too off topic (hey theres a 1911 there,) i found this picture online entitled manly breakfast. thought it was funny

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/manlybreakfast.jpg

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Geneseo1911
February 10, 2009, 06:47 PM
Oh, so you find my morning routine funny?! Gee, Thanks. :p

Lightninstrike
February 10, 2009, 06:48 PM
Beer and bacon. Yum.

pgeleven
February 10, 2009, 06:49 PM
not enough bacon

camoman33935
February 10, 2009, 06:50 PM
where's the hashbrowns???

greenr18
February 10, 2009, 06:50 PM
not enough bacon

haha agreed :D

Big Daddy Grim
February 10, 2009, 06:51 PM
yes must have an Idaho spud:D

greenr18
February 10, 2009, 06:52 PM
i wish i had the picture to post i also found another pic about a month ago that was basically a manly dinner thing, venison, a combat knife and an uzi lol

CTPistol
February 10, 2009, 06:55 PM
ya more bacon

Eightball
February 10, 2009, 06:56 PM
Needs more bacon, and more beer.

ConstitutionCowboy
February 10, 2009, 06:57 PM
I like my bacon a little more crispy.

Woody

Duke of Doubt
February 10, 2009, 07:03 PM
I don't see enough salt and pepper on those eggs.

Other than that, acceptable.

3pairs12
February 10, 2009, 07:05 PM
Wheres the tabassco???

Duke of Doubt
February 10, 2009, 07:09 PM
That, too.

3pairs12
February 10, 2009, 07:12 PM
Also what kind of 1911 is that?

KarenTOC
February 10, 2009, 07:12 PM
You forgot the grits.

Quoheleth
February 10, 2009, 07:13 PM
Pico de gallo on the eggs.
Maybe a couple links of home pork sausage.
Two biscuits - gravy on the side.

Q

funkerbunny
February 10, 2009, 07:26 PM
Replace that Beer with coffee and that looks great ! (Though I doubt I could eat it all in one sitting)

GRIZ22
February 10, 2009, 07:28 PM
where's the hashbrowns???

Aktins diet, need to cut the carbs. Beer is necessity.

Sato Ord
February 10, 2009, 07:32 PM
I don't know which will stop the heart faster, the pistol, or the bacon.

Oh well, I can shoot straight, and my total cholesterol is less than 170: Bring it on, but yeah, needs some hashbrowns, and maybe a couple of slices of fresh tomato.

jakk280rem
February 10, 2009, 07:58 PM
Fork needs grip tape.

Eyesac
February 10, 2009, 08:03 PM
What's the best caliber for eggs?

f4t9r
February 10, 2009, 08:06 PM
Replace the glass with a pitcher and good to go

acdodd
February 10, 2009, 08:21 PM
I didn't know bacon grease is a good lub for a 1911.

Grassman
February 10, 2009, 08:25 PM
Hollow points with those eggs and bacon?

bluecowdawg
February 10, 2009, 08:52 PM
must have some biscuits and gravy

walker944
February 10, 2009, 09:32 PM
That's the Breakfast of Champions!!!!

jkingrph
February 10, 2009, 09:37 PM
Need some grits, biscuits, and butter!!!

ConstitutionCowboy
February 10, 2009, 09:40 PM
What's the best caliber for eggs?

Over easy, poached, or scrambled like these?

Woody

ShadyScott999
February 10, 2009, 09:44 PM
Gravy, gravy, gravy, sausage gravy. Yuuuuummmmmm.

Dominus
February 10, 2009, 09:54 PM
Makes me want to grunt and scratch.

CoRoMo
February 10, 2009, 09:58 PM
After that many eggs and meat, my wife wouldn't want to be around me for a day or two.

yokel
February 10, 2009, 10:08 PM
Why wake up to anything else besides a Bloody Mary with breakfast made with Tommy Guns 80 Proof, Imported Polish Rye Vodka?

http://www.tommygunsvodka.com/images/tguns_sellsheet.jpg

akodo
February 10, 2009, 10:42 PM
this is a common AR-15 posting.

You post your self-prepared meal, including
#1 your handgun(s)
#2 a reload
#3 tactical knife rather than butter/steak-knife
#4 alcoholic beverage

I'll go see if I can scare up some others

Nugilum
February 10, 2009, 10:44 PM
I think I just felt my arteries harden... :uhoh:

akodo
February 10, 2009, 10:56 PM
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/7306/img0538hr5.jpg

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww52/kcollier2/014.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/Woden_01/food/IMG_2453.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j137/rizzo1318/Bobcat%20Steak/bobsteak6.jpg

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg123/adam21avenger/IMG_1042.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/3267410037_54a3f478ec_b.jpg

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/acaughra/SSC_0247.JPG

akodo
February 10, 2009, 11:18 PM
I do find these kind of funny, and pretty dang unique.

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u170/savage_winchester/IMG_0141.jpg

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp57/IkeMcgowan/dinner.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/eq47et.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/2555022456_1b21f8ce17_b.jpg

http://media.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=1298

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z286/patrickbateman488/DSCF0565.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e218/expert244/IMG_0466.jpg

Duke of Doubt
February 10, 2009, 11:46 PM
God, some of those look good. Was that me with the Thompson?

John828
February 11, 2009, 12:19 AM
And who said, "Alcohol and guns don't mix?"

IBTL...aka, ibtl.

paintballdude902
February 11, 2009, 12:23 AM
karen that you!!!!

drop the eggs double the bacon add a half a gallon of grit change the knife for a kabar and forget the fork all together

fireman 9731
February 11, 2009, 12:55 AM
Man I wish all my mornings started that well! :)

JackW
February 11, 2009, 02:08 AM
I dunno, but I think I saw some vegetables.

Why would you eat what your meal is should be eating? Kinda like going fishing and eathing the bait. :)

Kind of Blued
February 11, 2009, 02:19 AM
Those are great! :D Are these all from a specific website? I might have to do one of my own. This is kind of what my average evening looks like anyway, except with worse food and better beer.

Last night for dinner I had leftover store-bought fried chicken, mashed potatos, an oatmeal cream pie, and a Russian River Pliny the Elder IPA.

The beer cost more than twice what the rest of it cost. :uhoh:

Walkalong
February 11, 2009, 09:31 AM
On the OP. Bacon needs to be crisper. Needs grits and toast or a biscuit or two. I would substitute OJ myself, but beer is fine for many. :)

statelineblues
February 11, 2009, 09:44 AM
Post #36 - pic 6.

Brings a whole new concept to Jimmy Buffet's "Cheeseburger in Paradise"...

Are condiments considered cover or concealment?

ShadyScott999
February 11, 2009, 09:48 AM
When I was in Ireland the locals had a saying..."All a man needs to live is 23 Guiness, a bananna, and a glass of milk per day."

Deanimator
February 11, 2009, 10:18 AM
Hate eggs. They make me hurl.

I never mix loaded firearms and alcohol, so it's .45 and bacon, or beer and bacon, but not all three.

In college, my favorite Sunday breakfast was cold leftover taco pizza and a flat Mickey's.

charliehustle10
February 11, 2009, 11:31 AM
that's not beer, looks like sweet tea to me

hankdatank1362
February 11, 2009, 11:55 AM
If it ain't got Texas pete, it ain't fit ta eat!

Officers'Wife
February 11, 2009, 12:01 PM
If I put that in front of my Dad and called it breakfast he would disown me.

Egg on top of short stack of pancakes
bacon
biscuits and gravy
fried potatoes
Toast with jelly
milk
coffee

Some farmers have never heard of heart healthy breakfasts.

Colonel K0rn
February 11, 2009, 12:10 PM
Bacon is awesome! It is its own food group!

I thought it was funny with the picture of the PB&J sandwich the .22 cal and cheese puffs were kinda indicative that a .22 is a target plinker's bread and butter!

SHOTGUNJOE
February 11, 2009, 12:17 PM
I like the butter knife.

CoRoMo
February 11, 2009, 12:32 PM
That's it... I'm gonna make a photo of my own.

Colonel K0rn
February 11, 2009, 12:41 PM
Ha, I'm too lazy to cook up some food this morning, and I don't think the Waffle House would appreciate me putting my piece on the table.

Much less after what happened in our local Waffle House on the 6th. Two officers shot an armed suspect multiple times after they came up to disperse a large crowd of 50-70 people, and shots were then fired.
Link to the article below
http://www.macon.com/198/story/612063.html

BBQLS1
February 11, 2009, 01:21 PM
Awesome. I'm stealing this for another forum.

sturmgewehr667
February 11, 2009, 09:11 PM
hey, similar to mine, but mine includes many other american WW2 weapons including a few garands and many german WW2 weapons.

ThrottleJockey
February 12, 2009, 12:04 AM
Ummm, waitress? Can you take these eggs back and get me some sausage to go with my bacon? oh, and another mag please.

Tyrannosaurus
February 12, 2009, 12:35 AM
Best.
Thread.
Ever.

renegade1alpha
February 12, 2009, 01:59 AM
Would Captain Crunch and a Glock be just as manly?

Blakenzy
February 12, 2009, 03:15 AM
Oh Lordy allmighty... what has been unleashed here... gun p0rn and food mixed together in one sinful menage of decadence... What is this new perversion... sitohoplophilia???

this forum is no longer what it used to be!

:neener:

Claude Clay
February 12, 2009, 09:59 AM
you will need more than a glock--with Captain Crunch you may have to defend against cereal killers

Art Eatman
February 12, 2009, 10:08 AM
Manly? I'd hafta say that manly is being responsible for the self-sufficient care of a family, raising the kids to be self-sufficient in their own right and so that they know the difference between right and wrong. You just hope and pray they do right, not wrong.

What somebody owns, wears, eats or shoots has nothing to do with anything. Worrying about that sort of trivia is merely a case of getting all eat up with the weirdlies.

statelineblues
February 12, 2009, 11:47 PM
you will need more than a glock--with Captain Crunch you may have to defend against cereal killers

*snap, crackle, pop - POP!-POP!! :neener:

iowajones
February 13, 2009, 06:03 PM
Not enough bacon? Maybe.

Not enough napkins? Definitely.

Edit: That settles it, after looking through this post, I'm having breakfast for dinner tonight.

RDCL
February 13, 2009, 06:34 PM
Uh! I hate bacon and I hate eggs!!

I'll take just the .45 and a cup of coffee:D

Russ

230RN
February 14, 2009, 04:30 AM
http://www.loesch.org/~arviel/breakfast.jpg

I wish I could give credit to whoever took that ^ pic.

(This space reserved for credit if you'll let me know who you are.)

Actually, the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic in the original post was that the gun and mags were too close to where you'd be using salt.

I try to keep all salt or salt-laden things away from guns. Just an old habit.

I guess I'll go get a snack before beddie-bye.

Terry, 230RN

atvalaska
February 25, 2009, 12:21 PM
:) cool as all get out..off to make my own!

Crow1108
February 25, 2009, 01:26 PM
Looks like ya'll are gonna make me dig out the waffle iron :D

atvalaska
March 17, 2009, 05:55 PM
bump

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