[Black92LX]

He is coming to my university and i got picked for the job. i can't wait. i could really have a lot of fun with this one.

[Holly76201]

Are you going to invite him to go plinking at the local range? :evil:

[jwmoore]

Doesn't Ohio allow open carry? :evil:

(OK, probably not on campus, but it's the thought that counts.)

~W

[Black92LX]

yes i was going to invite him to go shooting.

i am an idiot and that's why this post has been edited

[Kinsman]

Wow.
Have your facts ready, know thine enemy, and go for it!
Might be a good idea to take some off the more onerous stuff from 'bowling' and have facts ready specifically addressing these points.

[bogie]

Suggestion: If you say ANYTHING about guns, have a tape recorder going in your shirt pocket. You _do not_ want him saying that you threatened him, whatever.

[mrtgbnkr]

And yes, Ohio DOES allow open carry....didn't you attend the "open carry walk" in Cincy last weekend? Now, the university may have different policies, but Ohio allows open carry. That is the excuse the OSC used for denying us the right to carry concealed.

Mark

[Keith]

Please, please, please pay very careful attention to his entourage and see if any of them are carrying guns to protect the "great man"! Get pictures. Wear a hidden tape recorder and ask him about these things.

Stay "undercover" and pretend you are a big fan! Get the dirt and provide it to us here so we can splash it all over the Internet!

Keith

[MeekandMild]

Sounds like an Enquirer expose' to me.

How about "I was Michael Moore's Exclusive Slave for a Three Day Mazola and Oreo Party"? Or maybe "Michael Moore's Slave for a Long Weekend of Terror"?

Make sure to get pictures. I'm sure you wouldn't do any thing like this but an evil person would think of borrowing/renting one of those little spy cams and a mini tape recorder then putting out their own little docudrama. :evil:

[Black92LX]

wow yes i did attend the walk. i read that as concealed carry, and typed it. i didn't sleep much last night i guess. yes they allow open carry. i will take a recorder and camera.

[KMKeller]

We need to do one better than a recorder. Brother we need to wire you for sound so we can catch EVERY spoken word.

Surely we have someone here who specializes in surveillance and can come up with a body mic and the necessary monitoring/recording equipment.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

[BowStreetRunner]

this sounds like fun, how did you land this gig?

[Bainx]

Hopefully, Moore's people do not browse THR.

If they do, then the cat is out of the bag!

[Black Snowman]

I'd say record everything and at the end of the day if he thanks you for your help I'd give him "See that wasn't so bad now was it?"

When he responds (most likely with "What wasn't so bad?").

"Spending all day with a pro-gun nut job."

I love springing on people who I befriend that I'm a gun nut. If they are too it's one more thing we have in common. If they're not it makes them re-evaluate just how dangerous us "gun nuts" actually are. I build up their trust and respect and then my arguments carry a lot more weight.

[Bigjake]

hahah sweet. when and what university do you get to do this at?? you really need to get a digital recorder and mic for this to make it really effective!

[spacemanspiff]

okay, heres a suggestion.... play it cool and incognito up until the end. have a friend with a video camera record your revealing yourself to Moore as one of the 'gun-nuts' that sees through the lies he tells. do it calmly, and without any aggression. inform him that you would like to see his award rescinded because it was no documentary at all.
finish by suggesting that he use his money to directly help those in need, the same ones that he says Bush has made poor and without jobs. challenge him to take care of those who need it.

[MJRW]

Bait him with cheetohs, candy bars, and other edible morsels to a range. See if his food drive overpowers his idiot drive.

[Bigjake]

Take him to our local amish country dutch eatery. if he don't have a heart attack before he leaves, he'll at least be sweating butter for a couple weeks and ruin his stupid shirt.

[Henry Bowman]

Lucky you! :neener: Here's your chance to use covert ops.

[NoVaGator]

I'd pretend like you have no freaking idea who he is. Self-important people love that.

Say to him: "Excuse my ignorance, but I really don't know who you are. Most of the people that I escort are famous"

If he brings up Bowling for Columbine, just say "Nope, never heard of it." Then tell him that is's pretty crappy to male money off the deaths of kids.

[Standing Wolf]

I hope that creature's not contagious!

[Quartus]

I'm sure you wouldn't do any thing like this but an evil person would think of borrowing/renting one of those little spy cams and a mini tape recorder then putting out their own little docudrama.


Check your local laws. Don't give him ANY ammunition against you or the cause.


Gun extremist arrested for illegally recording private conversations!


We don't need that headline, or anything like it.


This MIGHT be an opportunity to get some facts in front of him, but that won't likely do any good. What little mind he has is made up.


Use the opportunity to get anything on him that you can (legally) that can be used against the moron.

Play it cool.

[TallPine]

I like NoVaGator's idea :D

Michael who ...? :neener:

[50 Shooter]

Whatever you decide to do, just make sure it doesn't cost you your job or get you kicked out of school!

If he doesn't like what you did or said and decides to complain to the school you could be screwed! We all know he's a scumbag but the school will side with him and you'll be done. BE CAREFUL!

[4v50 Gary]

Cell phone camera if not a hidden video camera. Mike Moore conducting himself inappropriately in the presence of young college kids. We're not talking blackmail. Never. We talking about discrediting.

[10-Ring]

:barf: :barf: :barf:

[Don Gwinn]

Yes, blackmail is wrong. . . . . but it's only blackmail if you're nice enough to give him a chance to stop the publication of the dirt. :evil:


Just remember, you want to be able to think of yourself as a decent person after he leaves. It's easy to do indecent things while telling yourself you're serving the greater good; Moore does it all the time.

[Nightfall]

I like Black Snowman's idea. Present a really classy picture all day, nicely dressed and such. Then at the end, let him know you're 'gun nut', or if you're an NRA member, even better! :D

P.S. Be sure to get his reaction!

[C.R.Sam]

Quietly polite.
Make sure anything you use or do is totally legal.
A good mole is not noticed.

Sam

[Baba Louie]

All kidding aside here Black.

You will get to meet a man who, even tho we laugh and loath, curse and rail at his actions, has climbed to the top of his particular dogpile and become a successful businessman who can and does shape the thinking of many people in todays world, pro and con.

I'd personally forego the chance to do anything even remotely nefarious in nature and try to figure out how and why he made it where he is today.

Jimmy Buffet has a line in one of his songs, "I've read dozens of books about heros and crooks and I've learned much from both of their style".

Learn what you can, ask him intelligent questions (if given the chance), find his obsession (the desire for riches, fame or telling a story?), study his entourage (I'd assume he has a flunky or two) and/or see how he/they treat(s) people (you can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his waitress).

Not many people get to meet an Oscar winner (I've always wanted to meet Bugs Bunny), even if you disagree with his politics or fictionalized domentation in order to make money.

Make this one of your collegiate highlights in a positive way, sticking to THR tactics. Maybe have some of Olegs Posters printed up and around and get a photo of you and Moore with said posters in the backgound, or get Moores commentary on a particular Poster or group of them. That is, if you're allowed to approach the throne that closely.

Have a good time, learn well, be excellent and do report back in after all is said and done, please sir.

Adios

[Ol' Badger]

How about just beating him to death with a Cell Phone in a sock. Then all the blissniny's can try to ban Cell phones and socks too!

You know. Its for the children.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

[TarpleyG]

Ol' Badger, that's the best idea I have heard yet... Go for it!

GT

[marvl]

Plenty of good advice here, but a couple of missed items. For heaven's sake don't get so close to him that if he tripped and stumbled he might land on you; and avoid looking directly at his face, as it has been known to induce hysteria in rats.

[gun-fucious]

Mike was actually very congenial to pro gunnies protesting his premier in DC

http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/769911/posts

[simon]

Another idea is to get someone from the school paper to accompany you to record the "event" for posterity,both good(likely? )and bad.

Get a "michael moore is a big fat idiot" t-shirt and wear it under your clothes until he is ready to leave, then go to shake his hand,pull back and "psyke" and flash your shirt.

I did laugh at the cell phone and sock thing..LOL!

[MagKnightX]

I'd be a bit more worried if I were you. From what I've heard, the way he treats his "servants" is not something you would wish on anybody but him or Feinstein.

[simon]

All the more reason to record all of it in one way or 'tother.

[Okiecruffler]

"Hey, weren't you that fat kid on Goonies?"


Then beat him with the cellphone in a sock:evil:

[Bigjake]

Baba louie-


Jimmy Buffet has a line in one of his songs, "I've read dozens of books about heros and crooks and I've learned much from both of their style".

find his obsession

didn't Jimmy Buffett also write a song called "Cheesburger in Paradise"?? :evil:


Definatly record the convo. hey when is this honor taking place?

[Moparmike]

You could "personally assist" him towards some common sense.

Failing that, you could "personally assist" a cell phone in a sock at him.:evil: :neener:

[KMKeller]

When is this supposed to take place? Or did I miss it somewhere in the thread...?

[dhoomonyou]

tell him from me to:
"have less caffeine and more fiber in his diet"
maybe than he wont be (not POSsible) such a big
???????.

ps
spit in his coffee.

[Cosmoline]

Try to get a photo of him secretly shooting his Weatherby at the range.

[papercut]

Ask him how many years in prison he got for walking out of that bank with his new rifle without having done a background check. :D

BTW, don't forget, guys, that shortly after Sept. 11, 2001, Moore wrote a column in which he questioned his earlier support for gun control and acknowledged that it wouldn't have helped prevent a mass murder. Maybe he's gone back to his old ways, but it should be kept in mind when Black92LX confronts/meets him.

[Waitone]

Toooo good to be true:

I repeat a previous post. Look hard for packin' toadies. Look hard for hired goons. Look hard for anyone who might be packin'.

Get a molon labe tee shirt. Last thing before he leaves is get a souviner (?sp) picture featuring your tee shirt. You could sell that puppy for bucks!

Give him the best service he'll receive anywhere then spring it on him, but please have a camera or video recorder.

Just too good!

[Quartus]

Black92LX, it's time for an update! How did it turn out?

Where are you?

[Bartholomew Roberts]

"May I get you some more warm apple cider, Mr. Moore?"

[Cosmoline]

I wonder if he got some really good shots of Moore and was made to "disappear" before he could do any harm.