TV shows/movies are our worst enemies.


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Hoze-Zay
September 4, 2009, 06:46 PM
It seems that most dramatic TV shows I watch can only come up with a plot that deals with figuring out how someone with a gun killed someone else.

That is so old but yet they do it time after time...Why?... Because they are stupid and they want money from jaded people that think if you take guns away no one will be killed. That is just stupid, if you take guns away it just makes sick people more creative and ghastly.

The jaded forget about gas chambers and the like which are much more efficient but make for bad TV. It is not hard to figure out who gassed a bunch of people. The bad guy is the one who is still breathing.;) DUH!:eek: Elementary!

BACK TO THE TV RANT..The TV writers spend almost 29 minutes out of the hour showing how the super detectives brings the culprit to justice using guile and intelligence which we don't have. To do this they use the latest methods, which we all know they don't have available.:confused:

Maybe if we had methods that aren't available to us we could figure out how someone got murdered. We could all be detectives. BAD GUYS DO NOT READ THIS, IT WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER. STOP IT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!:neener:

So how do the super detectives do it? Simple Dr Watson! The super dicks find FRAGMENTS of a butt hair from a Tibetan chipmunk on the murder weapon. The hair had worked it's way into the breech of the aforementioned murder weapon at exactly 4:13 pm which places it at the site where the decedent was murdered. Don't make me remind you, Tibetan chipmunks only come out at exactly 4:13 so the case is solved. It is not my job to educate you. Damn!:fire:

In the end what does it all mean?

First, Guns kill people and they have ingenious methods of doing it.They will even involve chipmunks to do it.

Second, if we take away guns chipmunks won't be killed. We all love chipmunks don't we??? I have never eaten one but they do have big meaty thighs so they should not get in my way if I am hungry and have a gun. Forgive me.:D

Third, writers won't write anything new because they are forced to follow an agenda that they are given by the anti-gunners agenda.:cuss: BORING!:p

Does this post ramble? Yes!

RAMBLE ON

So would I shoot a chipmunnk to survive? The answer is yes, but I would shoot it with a specially prepaird untraceable bullet. Those shows have taught me well. I always cover my ass which makes me more nervous!

I often wonder if my farts which can have a small trace of my DNA in them might place me at a murder site. I don't enjoy farts much anymore because of TV detectives. It's to dangerous to let one rip nowdays because I don't want to get fingered and become the butt of a murder investigation.

See how I did that fart joke? An old Jewish comedian taught me that..I could never figure out why he told jokes. He should have been crying..I covered why he should have been crying in the above post. He was a GASSER..No he wasn't, he was just sad because he wasn't. See how I did that. He taught me that. Magic!

I am Out... and this post will self destruct eventually........Don't watch it because it could cause eye damage...it won't self destruct if you are watching...Stop it;) Shades of MOnthy Python.

If you really see where I could have filled in some more info to make this a more boring/exciting post please do so.

Fix it.

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mljdeckard
September 4, 2009, 06:54 PM
I won't pretend to understand all of the preceding, BUT,

You ever notice on Law & Order, how every gun is registered?

Justin
September 4, 2009, 06:55 PM
While you were watching tv and getting angry about it, some of us were at the range doing more important things.

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