JackShandy
November 8, 2003, 09:09 PM
My mind is sometimes scary when it gets bored. (I realize this isn't technically firearms related, but I had to do it anyway.)
I was thinking about that Mentos commercial where the ghastly, pale, chalky-looking kid opens and enters the back door to some guys' car, to pass through stalled traffic. What if that guy had a CCW?
<Annoyingly cheerful music plays>
Chalk-faced goon makes a sad face to his friends because he can't get past the stalled traffic.
Chalk-faced goon makes a happy face to his friends when he gets the most clever idea of his life; he'll enter, unannounced, a total strangers car!
<Chalk-faced goon: opens door and climbs into car>
<Startled motorist's Colt: Blam, blam, blam...blam!>
<Annoyingly cheerful music plays>; announcers' voice intones...
Mentos! The Peacemaker!
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Ohhhh, my brain...
I was thinking about that Mentos commercial where the ghastly, pale, chalky-looking kid opens and enters the back door to some guys' car, to pass through stalled traffic. What if that guy had a CCW?
<Annoyingly cheerful music plays>
Chalk-faced goon makes a sad face to his friends because he can't get past the stalled traffic.
Chalk-faced goon makes a happy face to his friends when he gets the most clever idea of his life; he'll enter, unannounced, a total strangers car!
<Chalk-faced goon: opens door and climbs into car>
<Startled motorist's Colt: Blam, blam, blam...blam!>
<Annoyingly cheerful music plays>; announcers' voice intones...
Mentos! The Peacemaker!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohhhh, my brain...