[madmike]

February 6th. Mark your calendars.

Every year, I celebrate by buying a gun. Then I call them to share the news. I'm never threatening--I just wish her a happy birthday and tell them I celebrated by purchasing a new gun, in recognition of gun control.

If she wishes me to stop buying guns, she can stop having birthdays.

Luckily, with her "It's wrong to expose your children to guns, but okay to expose them to cigarette smoke" attitude, she'll keel over dead from cancer in a few more months.

And then we'll REALLY have a bash.

Yes, I'm an ^$$#0le. What about it?

:neener: :evil:

[Standing Wolf]

Thanks, eh? I've been looking for a good reason to buy a new gun!

[Cougar]

...But I'll send her a carton of unfiltered Camels! :D

[Hkmp5sd]

I wonder if her son will reciprocate the rifle she bought him by buying her a new rifle for her birthday.

[NewShooter78]

Since I won't be able to afford a gun, I'll just buy some ammo, shoot it, and then smoke a pack of cigs and have some beers.