[Blain]

You see this.....what do you do? Which gun do you grab?

http://gojistomp.org/photos/gojipics/cityshot.jpg

[Devonai]

I draw my General Electric GAU 8 30mm from a Don Hume IWB. Duh.

[MJRW]

I would clearly grab my 870 so I can clear my way to a car to get the hell out of there.

[JimJD]

First, I'd point at said "king of the monsters" and scream:

" IT'S GODZILLA!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!"

I would then proceed to wet myself.
Then I'd run, run, run in the opposite direction.
Yeah, I know... It's not a gun-related answer. But at least I'm telling you the truth:D

[Nightcrawler]

Well, duh.

I'd get Mechagodzilla, obviously, with its beam weapons, missiles, electricity weapons, and plasma weapons.

[Hot brass]

Feet don`t fail me now!

[goalie]

Wait, you guys mean that there is something out there that a 1911 won't put down with an extremity hit?!?!?!? :p

[Sven]

Firearms related... how?

[Geech]

I'll grab my Buckmark Camper .22. I'll just hit him in the eyes and the caliber size won't make a lick of different. Imagine how huge those targets must be! :what:

[Moparmike]

JimJD, make sure when you yell that phrase that your lips are out of synch with your voice.:D :p :cool:

I would grab my quad-mounted GAU-8 Avenger on the back of my M113 "Battle Taxi". It's going onto a specially-crafted turret on a Bradley next week.:evil:

[foghornl]

Nothing smaller than the 40MM Bofors....

[KMKeller]

.25 Beretta. Use it to shoot people around me in the leg. Ought to slow them down enough so I can get past 'em.

Maybe fido will stop for a little nosh.

[cordex]

Youse guys are nuts.

Didn't you see what happened to the military chaps who tried fighting back?

Martial arts all the way.
Way of the Receding Foot
*bows*

[El Tejon]

"Cry Havoc! Unleash the mutant zombie bears of ninjitsu!"

:D

[ysr_racer]

First, I'd point at said "king of the monsters" and scream:

" IT'S GODZILLA!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!"


Don't you mean, " IT'S GODZIRRA!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!"

[buzz_knox]

I'd perform a French manuever, which consists of advancing rapidly to the rear areas while screaming "Run away! Run away!" and trying desperately not to look threatening or tasty.

[sm]

Which gun do you grab?
...umm , another reason for using good belts, holsters and checking one's rig. Cause I know my tennis shoes have good traction and too busy beatin' feet...

[ACP230]

Rich Davis from Second Chance Body Armor has the weapon for this. I know because a cop in one of Richard's videos took out Godzilla with a shotgun revamped by Rich. Since in this situation I'd have Rich walking along with me, I'd get him to take care of the monster.

Some dialogue from the video:

TV reporterette: "Did you shoot him (Godzilla) in cold blood?"
Hero Cop: "I had to lady, he's a reptile!"

Lawyer: "I represent the Committee For Defense Of Large Amphibious Monsters!" Serves Cop with papers.

Lawyer: "I represent the owner of the building Godzilla fell on."
Hands Cop more papers. "And you're in a lot of trouble!"

[capt_happypants]

BuzzKnox,

You forgot two essential parts of the French Maneuver.

Soiling your man-panties and throwing your hands up into the air.

I think I'd grab a Barrett 82A1. Those things can knock down a 747 at 20 miles, according to the Brady Bunch, and I know they'd never lie to me.

:neener:

[spacemanspiff]

duhhhh! i wheel this out of my backyard:
http://palpatine.chez.tiscali.fr/Page13/g1.jpg
i think these shells should do the trick:
http://palpatine.chez.tiscali.fr/Page13/g7bw.jpg
wonder what kind of muzzle blast this baby has?
http://palpatine.chez.tiscali.fr/Page13/g6bw.jpg

:D http://palpatine.chez.tiscali.fr/Page13/page13.htm

[Mute]

Someone set us up the bomb. All your Tokyo are belong to us!

[WonderNine]

Just shoot Godzilla with a .45 and he'll go flying backwards and die instantly of course.

[Nightcrawler]

Just don't use a nuke. Nuking something that feeds on radiological energy (a radiovore, if you will) is generally a bad idea, especially if said critter is trying to, you know, stomp on you.

[Dr.Rob]

Those of you dissing the French didn't see the remake.

I for one would NOT call out the japanese defense forces, they always end up as small puddles or molten metal and rubber.

Time to form Voltron.

[Navy joe]

I'm guessing the correct answer involves 00 Buck, we all now what a great dangerous game stopper it is right?

What is rimit bag on giant rizard anyway?

[1badmagnum]

sound effects (http://www.alphalink.com.au/~roglen/JohnnySokko3.wav)

[GM7RQK]

<william shatner> ARM PHOTON TORPEDOS </william shatner> :)

Oh wait you said I was walking ... OK I'm just off to check on the French.... <sound of running feet>

Stephen

[seeker_two]

"Ain't no problem that a man can't fix,
"With $700 and a .30-06..."


I'd let Col. Cooper handle him...:evil:

[pdt203]

I'd pull out my 40 Mega Watt Pulse Laser Rifle, Uzi 9mm, .45 Long Slide with Laser Sighting, and my 12 guage autoloader.

[12-34hom]

My first reaction - Grab the nearest roll of toilet paper....;)

12-34hom.

[another48hrs]

Harsh language.

[Blain]

Again, what you are up against!!!! :what: :what:
http://gojistomp.org/photos/g2k/oohaah.jpg
http://gojistomp.org/photos/gvd/gandtanks3.jpg



I'd say by far the best defenses so far was the one who opted for Mecha-Godzilla!

http://gojistomp.org/movies/mecha2/mechags.jpg http://gojistomp.org/movies/gojitaimekagoji/mgheads.jpg

Followed by that big assed Cannon!

http://palpatine.chez.tiscali.fr/Page13/g1.jpg

[Steve Smith]

Locked.