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Drizzt
January 21st, 2003, 05:49 PM
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January 20, 2003

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HEADLINE: SOUTH AFRICAN WOMAN STRANGLES OSTRICH IN SELF-DEFENCE

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When faced with an agressive male ostrich on a farm outside Cape Town, a 19-year-old South African medical student strangled the bird in self-defence, the Beeld newspaper said Monday. Corlize Steyn said she had been jogging on an ostrich farm in the town of Touws River while visiting friends when she encountered the ostrich. Twice she grabbed its neck as it charged, but it was only when it attempted a third lunge that she had a chance to get a good grip, she recalled. "I thought that the closer I stayed to it, the less it could do to me. I warned it: "I'm going to kill you!," the second-year Stellenbosch University student recalled. When Steyn returned to the farmhouse all scratched and bruised, the farm owner responded with initial skepticism. "I have never seen anything like it," Coenraad Bezuidenhout was quoted as saying. The ostrich was slaughtered - and some of its meat offered to its killer.

El Tejon
January 21st, 2003, 05:52 PM
Mmmm, ostrich burgers!:) Pass the Thai sauce.

Daniel Flory
January 21st, 2003, 07:27 PM
I've never encountered an aggressive ostrich before...but emus creep the hell outta me. The girl did a great job of kicking some tail, and the farmer was a good sport about it as well. She'll have some stories to tell her grandchildren!

Penman
January 21st, 2003, 09:06 PM
Good for her. A large ostrich can weigh 300+ lbs, and can be dangerous. They also taste good!

Gordon
January 21st, 2003, 11:05 PM
I have some experience with ostriches (in US) and I find this hard to believe. To grab an ostriche's neck would mean almost sure death as it's 6" center toes are made to defend from this attack! It would disembowel you many times over. A 300 pound ostrich is much stonger than a 200 burly male human and you couldnt hold its neck without a noose pole and then be dragged! Ask Preacherman if you dont believe me. All Africans know to lay flat if an ostrich attacks, they immeadiately retreat!:scrutiny:

Skunkabilly
January 21st, 2003, 11:20 PM
Someone say ostrich? :D

http://www.raftersgunleather.com/IMAGES/03-05/Holsters/ostrich-tan.JPG

http://www.raftersgunleather.com/IMAGES/03-05/Belts/ostrich-tan-belt.JPG

http://www.raftersgunleather.com/IMAGES/03-05/Holsters/ostrich-black.JPG

Seeker
January 22nd, 2003, 04:22 AM
't'aint chickens.

:D
lawdog cracks me up!

WonderNine
January 24th, 2003, 11:20 PM
With a good bowie knife you could lop that suckers head off like nothin'!

I hope that wasn't too graphic....:D

MPFreeman
January 25th, 2003, 03:03 PM
This story doesn't pass the smell test. I don't readily believe that a young girl could strangle an angry ostrich....hmmm:scrutiny:

Ol' Badger
January 25th, 2003, 06:08 PM
I'm to be given the understanding that them thar birds can kick ya to death?
I also understand that Africa is a dangerous place! Both 4 legged and 2 legged critters!
And if she had her Emerson wave she could have looped its head off in under a second!

That was a cheap shot just kidd'n ;)