Photoshop fun: post your doctored pics!


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speaksoftly
June 24, 2010, 10:25 AM
So do any of you play with photoshop and make posters or the like of your guns? The quote just popped in my head and I had to do something with it. Here's what came out. Let me know what you think.

-Marcos

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/asimplemaestro/Firearms/Choices.jpg

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CoRoMo
June 24, 2010, 10:30 AM
I've used Motivator (http://bighugelabs.com/motivator.php).

Robert
June 24, 2010, 10:48 AM
Not bad, the aspect ratio is off a lot on the top pic, but otherwise not terrible. I became.... An ellipsis should only have 3 periods. She does not need to be capitalized.

speaksoftly
June 24, 2010, 10:50 AM
Not bad, the aspect ratio is off a lot on the top pic, but otherwise not terrible.

True, never said I actually knew what I was doing with photoshop haha.

Robert
June 24, 2010, 12:04 PM
No worries. I work for a publishing company and though I am not a graphic designer I am around them all day long and have learned over time what to look for.

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=113233&d=1263396650

armoredman
June 24, 2010, 12:16 PM
Unedited photos? What's that?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/CZ%20posters/Itsajungleoutthere.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/mrjones.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/familypicture-1.jpg

Like that?

speaksoftly
June 24, 2010, 12:22 PM
@armoredman

#1: cool stuff
#2: so many things wrong with this pic. Finger in trigger is by far the worse. :banghead:
#3: Amen

yeti
June 24, 2010, 12:29 PM
#2: so many things wrong with this pic. Finger in trigger is by far the worse. :banghead:


He just shot Mr. Jones... where do you expect his finger to be?:scrutiny:

:D

logical
June 24, 2010, 12:36 PM
http://logical.freeservers.com/images/img_0347_500x311.jpg

SharpsDressedMan
June 24, 2010, 12:37 PM
So many things wrong: nit picking over finger placement.............:p

CoRoMo
June 24, 2010, 05:16 PM
#2: so many things wrong with this pic. Finger in trigger is by far the worse. :banghead:
Yeah, when are them darn murderous villains going to learn proper trigger finger discipline!!?!!:rolleyes:

armoredman makes awesome posters. I haven't seen many, but the ones I've seen were good.

speaksoftly
June 24, 2010, 05:27 PM
Yeah, when are them darn murderous villains going to learn proper trigger finger discipline!!?!!

armoredman makes awesome posters. I haven't seen many, but the ones I've seen were good.

Good lord people are so touchy here it's ridiculous. Ok, let me set this clear...the comment was half serious and half joking. I'm sure there's a lot in the photo that was meant to look "wrong" and made the comment as one who noticed. However, unless the photographer is actually using "darn murderous villians" for his shots, then the "finger in trigger" is still a party foul. Also, just to clarify...I don't think that armoredman makes anything less than "awesome posters" and never intended to say anything contrary to that. Any other tulips that need to be tip-toed around that I haven't covered??? :scrutiny:

yeti
June 24, 2010, 06:10 PM
Any other tulips that need to be tip-toed around that I haven't covered???

Forget about the tulips, just keep off the grass.:rolleyes:

speaksoftly
June 24, 2010, 06:19 PM
Haha 10-4

Echo9
June 24, 2010, 08:56 PM
I made (not from scratch) some desktop backgrounds for my new computer when I got it a while ago.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4600/redmatrix1911.jpg (http://img32.imageshack.us/i/redmatrix1911.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

Current one:
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3425/grainycolts.jpg (http://img706.imageshack.us/i/grainycolts.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

Those are huge pictures. Mods, if that's a problem, let me know or resize/delete them as needed.

herohog
June 24, 2010, 09:03 PM
Diet Dr Pepper up the ol' sinuses burns!

Jesse
June 24, 2010, 09:05 PM
Yeti, That is good! You HAVE to publish that one now. Perhaps your local paper's editorial page?

vermont88993
June 25, 2010, 12:06 AM
just put this together.... NOT MY PIC!!!!!

Sport45
June 25, 2010, 05:19 AM
Finger in trigger is by far the worse.

Maybe that was the photoshopped part. :D

armoredman
June 26, 2010, 10:02 AM
Actually, my finger was in the trigger of the revolver, absolutely, and the gun was pointed at the bare carpet, not an any physical person. See, both people in the pic are me. :) That's two pictures joined, worked pretty good, eh?

I did it a few other times.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/fairfightbase-fixed.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/UN-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/dontmiss.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/toolused1.jpg

Thanks for all the positive comments, guess I need to start getting back into that, these are all older stuff. I don't have access to the models of fine equipment Oleg has, and it shows, cheap digital camera and $20 tripod. This is the only PSA style poster where I got models, (family) to pose.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/911x4.jpg


Then there's just plain goofy.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/Sandyvacation.jpg


Edit to add, I didn't mean to monopolize the thread...

armoredman
June 26, 2010, 07:57 PM
Logical, I'd love to see that painted on a building sometime, neat.

NoAlibi
June 26, 2010, 10:05 PM
armoredman - I really enjoyed your work - you have a knack for getting the composition spot on! The message is clear and unmistakable in every one!

I especially liked the one about the U.N. The U.N. is a union of the NATIONS of this world NOT a union of its peoples. Since the majority of these nations are not democracies it is in their best interest to disarm their subjects. Thanks for telling that story pictorially. I hope to see this used by some pro-gun organization, perhaps Jews for the Preservation Firearms Ownership - they have the same mindset.

I would like to see a variation in the wording of one of your compositions:

"The gun is the tool. You are the weapon."

armoredman
June 26, 2010, 10:14 PM
Any poster I put up is, of course, in public domain. I would LIKE to be attributed to my work/ Unlike Oleg, mine isn't good enough for people to steal for thier publication. :) I do say if anyone wants them for thier own personal use, of course, go for it, I just do it for grins and giggles.
I can try to do something along those lines you suggest...hmm...creative juices stewing...burp.

FirearmsEnthusiast
June 26, 2010, 10:26 PM
Used paint on this one lol.
http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss354/theskylinegtr/Copyofcoolest-handgun.jpg

FirearmsEnthusiast
June 26, 2010, 10:27 PM
It's one of those 2011 guns lol.

armoredman
June 26, 2010, 11:17 PM
Well done...enough to make a grown man cry, but well done. :)

yeti
June 26, 2010, 11:19 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:what:SACRILEGE!!:what:

Oh wait, you're from OZ, never mind.;)

yeti
June 26, 2010, 11:20 PM
and what, to add insult to injury you even had to make it a 9 mil??:evil:

Zack
June 26, 2010, 11:23 PM
I like the colt/glock :D!!!

yeti
June 26, 2010, 11:31 PM
I like the colt/glock !!!

Yeah, you were probably that guy that liked New Coke too.:neener:

bigalexe
June 26, 2010, 11:44 PM
I like the colt/glock !!!
Yeah, you were probably that guy that liked New Coke too.

Probably liked Blue Pepsi also

joeq
June 26, 2010, 11:57 PM
Nice job with the Colt Glock.

zstephens13
June 27, 2010, 12:05 AM
Abomination!!!

Sport45
June 27, 2010, 12:19 AM
So, what would it be, a Glolt? :)

(Putting the Colt part first would probably get the word x'ed out)

yeti
June 27, 2010, 12:30 AM
Putting the Colt part first would probably get the word x'ed out

Oh, you noticed that too.

tkopp
June 27, 2010, 02:31 AM
A Clock 9mm?

spin180
June 27, 2010, 03:26 AM
http://sp180.smugmug.com/Guns-Stuff/Gun-Stuff/75847897pJGVQ-L/265573974_zJviY-L.jpg

Robert Wilson
June 27, 2010, 03:47 AM
Worst fondue party ever!

TexasBill
June 27, 2010, 04:39 AM
http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss44/TexasBillC/Firearms/RestEasy.jpg

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss44/TexasBillC/PocketProtector.jpg

http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss44/TexasBillC/GoodGuy.jpg

armoredman
June 27, 2010, 12:32 PM
Ah, advertisements!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/upgrade4.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/allweathergear.jpg

I did this one below right before CZ-USA and Czechpoint went thier seperate ways...oh well, the one right above is still valid.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/vz-58salesadvertisement.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/doubledown.jpg


I like the home grown advertisement thing, too. Great way to show you like a company, it's people and products.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/newangle2.jpg

Oleg Volk
July 29, 2010, 07:39 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/911x4.jpg

This one is superb in composition and concept.

kwhi43@kc.rr.com
July 29, 2010, 09:19 PM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o127/prizzel/Snubbi1.jpg

herohog
July 29, 2010, 10:13 PM
If only it WERE PhotoShop!

http://herohog.com/images/guns/NAA%20Laser&Bayonet.jpg

Buck Snort
July 30, 2010, 03:58 AM
Deleted.

docnyt
July 30, 2010, 05:44 AM
Love this thread!

cambeul41
July 30, 2010, 06:56 AM
Armoredman --

I think the release code poster is suitable for the "guns in house vs. pediatrician" thread.

KrisKollins
July 30, 2010, 01:34 PM
That's some great stuff.

Delaware_Dan
July 30, 2010, 02:06 PM
It's been a while

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/3530655863_c158cd3423.jpg

CoRoMo
July 30, 2010, 02:24 PM
Okay then, I'll also post the one I just put up in the 'Grips For NAA Revolvers' thread.
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=125052&d=1280512039

CHEVELLE427
July 30, 2010, 02:30 PM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff103/CHEVELLE427/tact22.jpg

armoredman
July 30, 2010, 02:46 PM
E.Gad. The terrible thing is there is somebody out there right now trying to see if they can do that...
Of course, the forward handgrip makes it NFA...as does the shoulder stock one, good thing they are just Photoshopped. :)

Oleg, thank you, feel free to use the concept - you can probably make it look better.

armoredman
July 30, 2010, 03:40 PM
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CoRoMo
July 30, 2010, 04:08 PM
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You're not having a seizure on your keyboard are you?:eek:

grilledcheese
July 30, 2010, 05:35 PM
That was his cat walking across his keyboard. Armoredman just turned into Freakazoid.:D



Jeffrey

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 07:50 PM
Fine, now it's on!
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/jhallrv4/gun/Posters/seriouslyallguns.jpg
And that's just the beginning.

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 07:53 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/jhallrv4/gun/gotboolits.jpg

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 07:54 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/jhallrv4/gun/grnpeaceposter.jpg

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 07:55 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/jhallrv4/gun/badvodka.jpg

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 07:56 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/jhallrv4/gun/diversity.jpg

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 07:58 PM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p112/jhallrv4/gun/theirsafe.jpg

armoredman
July 30, 2010, 08:55 PM
CoRoMo, I have no idea what happened there...I wasn't even in the room at that time...
jhall, those are "bullets', "boolits" are lead. :) :D
That is the motivator maker, I think I used it once...

This is in jest, but it is a good gun.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/motivatorb1bb8a6929a9d1a5a5302b564b.jpg

Joke in still life.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/ATFE2.jpg

...and the famous breast cancer awareness poster I did when we thought my wife might have it.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/armoredman/supporttheresearch.jpg

Hunterdad
July 30, 2010, 09:04 PM
Made this one a couple years ago....I like it
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r197/adam11082/Dark-1.jpg

LWYM425
July 30, 2010, 09:16 PM
Some of you THR-ers DO have a sense of humor! Nice work fellas!

I also appreciate the home defense 'ads' on a more serious level of course.

rfwobbly
July 30, 2010, 09:29 PM
Wow !

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss354/theskylinegtr/Copyofcoolest-handgun.jpg

That's the new KF45. (Kaboom Fixed) :D

daveit
July 30, 2010, 11:03 PM
Love the tactical Derringer pics...

jhallrv4
July 30, 2010, 11:34 PM
Yeah, we call the shotshells "boolits" at the trap range, totally tongue in cheek. "Got to get some more boolits", and the newbies look at us like we are crazy. Okay, bad example.

Jeff

This is way too fun.

Charleo0192
July 31, 2010, 08:27 AM
I use photoshop quite a bit actually. Id say Im pretty good aswell, but I dont usually just put writing on pictures. Sadly Im not on my own computer (the one with photoshop), otherwise I would post some stuff.

searcher451
July 31, 2010, 10:58 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x43/searcher451/WaltherP38Kposter.jpg

CrashInBlack
July 31, 2010, 11:21 AM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o234/CrashInBlack/Guns/WomenWantmeZombiesFearme.jpg

Yes, I know it's not been converted. No, I don't care :)

MinnMooney
July 31, 2010, 01:11 PM
from NoAlabi (post #22) : "The gun is the tool. You are the weapon."

This is one of the best and most accurate sayings that I've ever read. Thanks.

SaxonPig
July 31, 2010, 02:06 PM
I created this photo of a S&W "Registered Magnum" with a 10" barrel (none were ever made this long) and posted it as an April Fool's joke a few years back on the S&W forum. A couple of folks got seriously angry with me. I think they were embarrassed that they fell for it. I had several email offers to buy the gun.


http://www.fototime.com/BC758D38EB3E9A3/standard.jpg

Roswell_Kid
July 31, 2010, 02:10 PM
^^^^^^

Hilarious!!!

CoRoMo
August 2, 2010, 01:25 PM
http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?p=6653647#post6653647

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=125238&stc=1&d=1280769633

vidi0t
August 2, 2010, 01:58 PM
Here's my crack at what an XDm Sub compact single stack could look like.

http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt301/vidi0t/Misc%20gun%20stuff/XDSLImSC-1.png

shotgunjoel
August 5, 2010, 11:48 PM
I didn't realize that there were single stack XDs. Nice

parsimonious_instead
August 6, 2010, 04:20 PM
Armoredman: I love your "joke in still life" optional addition: a stack of outbound party invitations... :)

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