A Glock In Hand...


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TheFrontRange
January 23, 2003, 10:45 AM
(Just received this via email from a co-worker and had to share it...enjoy!)

From the Neal Boortz web site.

DEBATING THE WAR ON TERROR


My thanks to a listener who sent me this great illustration on how
conservatives and liberals might react differently when faced with a threat of deadly violence:


Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Liberal Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd
be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.


Conservative Answer:


_BANG!


Texan's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of magazine being ejected and fresh magazine installed)


Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"


Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!


:p

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Pheonix
January 23, 2003, 10:50 AM
LOL:D

DAL
January 23, 2003, 10:52 AM
ROTFLM*O! (My apologies to the moderator if that qualifies as faintly obscene.) What a funny concept, mainly because it's so true. Thanks for the laugh.
DAL

joeislove
January 23, 2003, 11:38 AM
Heh. I'm actually listening to his show right now and he just read that on the air. He commented that the Glock that would have been in his hand was his Glock 21.

Missouri Mule
January 23, 2003, 01:20 PM
Aww c'mon now...everybody knows a Glock won't go bang that many times all in a row.

Must have really been using a box stock 1911!
:neener: :neener: :neener:

Sounds a little bit like my family!:D

10-Ring
January 23, 2003, 01:25 PM
:evil: That's good! LOL :D

DAL
January 24, 2003, 12:20 AM
This deserves to be read by more people!
DAL

Lone_Gunman
January 24, 2003, 07:56 AM
Based on my experiences with Texans, they don't need to go

bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang -- reload --

They just need to go bang once.

Blackhawk
January 24, 2003, 10:03 AM
This deserves to be read by more people!Not really since it portrays the Texan as a murderer....

Navy joe
January 24, 2003, 12:43 PM
Not really since it has been posted a jillion times on every gun board in the universe.

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