Why Handguns are better than women(Joke)


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cplane
January 23, 2003, 04:00 PM
You may have allready seen this. It is going around on the net--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Why a handgun is better than a woman:

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using
it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun...... :p

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Elmer Snerd
January 23, 2003, 06:33 PM
Handguns don't mind if you and/or your friends smear oil on them, fondle them, stroke them, work their actions, or strip them. Even in public.

A handgun won't think badly of you if you shoot poorly or too early.

A handgun doesn't care if you have a short cleaning rod.

A handgun will never think that you are using it too much or too little. Whatever amount of use you want is "just right".

A handgun doesn't mind if you set it aside and do something else, or even ignore it.

The more you use a handgun, the smoother its action gets.

Handguns come with a manual.

Zak Smith
January 23, 2003, 06:37 PM
See this thread on TFL: Where are they all? (http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138073)

-z

spacemanspiff
January 23, 2003, 06:38 PM
ooooooo i'm in before the lock on this thread. can you believe how many threads rotl has been locking down lately? i think she should change her name to 'threadlockerdowner' or some other witty phrase that describes her affinity for stifling the offtopic speech of us lusers.
:cool:

Marko Kloos
January 23, 2003, 07:06 PM
If you know it's off-topic, why complain about a closure?

Maybe you should read the Rules of Conduct again, to which you agreed when you signed up. If you want to share misogynistic jokes in an unstifled manner, maybe you ought to start up a board for that purpose.

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