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Skinsanity
January 14, 2011, 02:41 PM
So I came up with these...feel free to add on.

You might be a Mall Ninja if:

1. You call your parents basement "The Underground Tactical Training Facility"
2. On your concealed weapon applicatione, where it asks for previous Firearms training or experience, you put "Call of Duty, XBox 360"
3. You call a suit and tie a Urban Ghillie Suit
4. You think that Kia should offer a spectra with Digital Camoflage paint.
5. The cargo pockets of your dockers weigh more than a Force Recon Assault load.
6. You could jump start a car with your AR-15
7. Glock isnt a firearm, its a lifestyle.
8. The sheeple around you will never understand.
9. You refer to your parents as "Secret financial backers of a security organization".
10. You bought your combat boots at Foot Locker.
11. You have Debriefings at Starbucks with your squad.
12. You have ever said "Don't call me [insert your name here], My call sign is......!!!"
13. You know exactly what its like to take hostile fire, because youre best friend is a navy SEAL.
14. You think the term Mall Ninja , is immature.
15. Zombies, will attack...oh yes...they will.
16. The Beef jerky guy at the gun show knows you by name, and has your visa card on file.
17. Airsoft is exactly like combat.
18. You have asked your mom to let out several inches so your tactical vest will fit.
19. You believe Nutnfancy trained Chuck Norris.
20. Youre threat level III body armor is made by old navy.

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CharlesT
January 14, 2011, 03:43 PM
Xootr!

xfyrfiter
January 14, 2011, 04:04 PM
Omg lmao

sappyg
January 14, 2011, 04:14 PM
You might be a Mall Ninja if:

you mount picatiny rails on your duracoated red ryder BB gun

oneounceload
January 14, 2011, 04:17 PM
change number 1 to "You still LIVE in your parent's basement"...... ;)

You learned everything you about guns from playing video games

You own a DEAGLE

Skinsanity
January 14, 2011, 04:17 PM
sappy, thats a great one...Red Ryder...The first Mall Ninja weapon, with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time....

CoRoMo
January 14, 2011, 04:40 PM
...if you can't stop posting YouTube videos of your insane EDC that includes five SpyderCo knives, two Glocks, a Kevlar vest, two Comtech stingers, two flashlights, a couple multi-tools, and a few hundred rounds of back-up ammo in spare mags. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcQFgyGpsTo)

Skinsanity
January 14, 2011, 04:51 PM
Coromo....Holy bejeezus...LOL...Just watched that and well...Im stupified...I wonder if that is the original Gecko45?

DFW1911
January 14, 2011, 04:55 PM
LMAO! These are great!

You might be a Mall Ninja if:


You refer to your cell phone as a "comm unit"
You ask "do you have a tactical version?" when you rent a tuxedo for your cousin's wedding
You know "illegal ninja moves from the government"

bogie
January 14, 2011, 05:05 PM
Last year I ran into a fellow... He'd been a Sergeant First Class Sergeant Major who had trained with the Navy SEALs when he was a Recon Scout Sniper in the Marines before he joined the Army, and he as 31 years old with a plate in his head from where he'd been wounded in action in Iraq.

So someone helped me look him up - he had a fairly unique name...

Army enlistment period was from early/mid December of one year through early/mid January of the next... and they didn't see anything from the jarhead sector...

The lady whose 18 year old daughter he was boinking got angry because I did that. Of course, at least the boinking was keeping her from playing the "I'm going to slit my wrists" game to manipulate the 'dults...

I don't hang around those people anymore.

youngda9
January 14, 2011, 05:16 PM
Nuttinfancy FTL

DFW1911
January 14, 2011, 05:17 PM
YouTube videos
...if you can't stop posting YouTube videos of your insane EDC that includes five SpyderCo knives, two Glocks, a Kevlar vest, two Comtech stingers, two flashlights, a couple multi-tools, and a few hundred rounds of back-up ammo in spare mags.

Great catch! I just watched this thing: :what:

Unreal!

merlinfire
January 14, 2011, 05:18 PM
Army enlistment period was from early/mid December of one year through early/mid January of the next... and they didn't see anything from the jarhead sector...

A lot of people have lied about their military service, or lack thereof. I know a guy who has claimed he has been places and done things he hasn't. We didn't believe him, but we blew it off. He decided to get his CCW in TN, and he thought to mention at the time that he had never shot a pistol or rifle before. Fail.

By the way, claiming to have military honors you don't, or to falsify your rank, is a federal crime.

Oh crap, you're kidding me? They ruled it unconstitutional?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Valor_Act_of_2005#Act_ruled_unconstitutional

Red Tornado
January 14, 2011, 05:32 PM
You might be a Mall Ninja if:



You get upset whenever someone refers to your light source as a flashlight.
You'd rather be dead than be caught with a walnut and blued steel weapon.
You know there's no such thing as 'enough' knives on your person.

RT

Skinsanity
January 14, 2011, 05:43 PM
Come on now tornado, Everyone knows that a weapon cannot have wood on it if its to be a viable firearm. What would happen if you were caught in a burst from a flamethrower, or had napalm stick to it, it would render you defenseless, a condition that none of us "in the know" would like to be in. Back when I was in the 420th division of the Marine Blackwater Scout Seal team, all of our weapons were made of the material that coats space shuttle, the Hungarians stole the technology and now you can see it in the glock pistol.

merlinfire
January 14, 2011, 05:47 PM
You might be a mall ninja if:

You always check your corners before you leave the cover of your cubicle.

You've conceal carried an airsoft pistol.

You've ever dialed 0 so you can talk to a real "operator".

JShirley
January 14, 2011, 05:49 PM
Funny and true, but off-topic.

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