Oh good greif! David Petzal wrote that as A PARODY, and it has taken on a life of its own: http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/rifles/2011/02/kitchen-knife-control-when-parody-indistinguishable-reality
Ironic, really, as at this point we can't tell the two apart!
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