Give us a SIGN!


March 7, 2011, 05:57 PM
I had this sign made up for display in my reloading shop way back when. Anyone else got some funny or unusual signs that are gun or shooting related?

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VT Deer Hunter
March 7, 2011, 07:18 PM
YAH here is for the horseback riders! WOOOOOO! You can use it if you wish.

March 7, 2011, 08:16 PM
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE IN RANGE........................I don't have a pic of it handy....chris3

March 7, 2011, 08:26 PM

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March 7, 2011, 11:40 PM
Here's my favorite.

March 8, 2011, 11:07 AM
At my little shooting range on the farm I have a sign that says:

"Proper Practice Prevents %&#@ Poor Performance....So get it right, your life may depend on it"

March 8, 2011, 12:53 PM
My favorite signs are actually posters, I guess. The Lester's Ammunition posters crack me up. I have one hanging in my office. It's the one with the bear sitting on the side of a mountain path, with a hank of flannel in his mouth and a lever action rifle laying in the trail. "AMERICA'S CHEAPEST AMMUNITION-IT USUALLY WORKS".


March 8, 2011, 04:43 PM
The one over the urinal at my clubhouse."please show us how much your AIM is improving" sorry no pic.

March 8, 2011, 04:59 PM
One of the ROs at my range used to have a sign outside his gunshop that read "Warning: Remove Ski Mask Before Entering."

March 8, 2011, 05:01 PM
I have read online from various "experts" that signs like the "I don't dial 911" or "nothing is worth dying for" are often construed as having a premeditated desire to kill someone, and/or aggressive behavior, even in states with "castle" law. No idea if that's true or not, but if I were a prosecutor I'd take a closer look if there was a "self defense incident" at the home of a guy with a bunch of ominous/threatening signs on his lawn.

Plus, I wouldn't really want to have signs all over my house advertising that I have guns in there. May as well have one that says "rob this house while I'm at work" or "if you break in here, just shoot first" but hey that's just me. I just never understood the appeal of those signs.

Anyway, I found this on Google and thought it was really funny:

Brian Williams
March 8, 2011, 05:05 PM

March 8, 2011, 05:15 PM
always liked this one. you guys in states with "no guns" posters will get it

Tim the student
March 8, 2011, 11:26 PM
Well, here is a different type of target. Made me smile enough that I took a pic of it. At a Legion hall in the Quad Cities - Moline I believe.

M2 Carbine
March 9, 2011, 09:25 AM
I've had this sign in the front window for over 25 years.:)

March 10, 2011, 12:04 AM
I've had this sign in the front window for over 25 years.

When I was in middle school, we moved to a new city and the front door had a sticker on it. The sticker had a picture looking down the barrel of a revolver, very much like M2 Carbine's sign, with the words "Forget the dog. Beware of owner." I always liked that sticker, and was sad to see it ripped off when we moved out of that house.

March 10, 2011, 12:08 AM
An old rancher I knew had a sign on his gate:

"This gate is ranged for my .30-06" and had a nice 5-shot cluster in the center.


March 10, 2011, 12:43 AM


And the one that says "No trespassing violators will be shot survivors will be shot again" has been my icon for pretty much any kind of avatar as well as my phone's background for probably two years now. Love it. :evil:

March 10, 2011, 12:53 AM
I liked an odd version of that one that said,
"No Trespassing!
Prosecutors will be Violated!"

March 10, 2011, 03:38 AM
I thought of this one a while ago, but never actually printed one out:

These premises
protected by

John M. Browning
Security Services
(est. 1911)

Terry, 230RN

March 11, 2011, 12:00 AM

March 11, 2011, 12:35 AM
Not so much funny as it is serious.

Ignition Override
March 11, 2011, 01:32 AM
bobbarker/SpentCasing and fellow enthusiasts:

Do you guy(s) happen to know whether a T-shirt is available with "Their house is not armed!", "Defense Free Crime Zone", or something very similar?
There is whichever pro-gun selection listed at SKSboards.

I bought a very silly shirt at the last show here with an AK's image and the words "Bullets Make Me Happy", but you guys' posters have comments which are much more valuable and explain the context much better.

Rubber Duck:
Could that owner's house easily burn down with loss of life because people are afraid to knock on the door (no car horn to honk)?

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