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July 17, 2011, 12:45 AM
You might be a "closet" Mall Ninja if..... you copy a lame Jeff Foxworthy joke centered around Mall Ninjas. :cool:
July 17, 2011, 12:48 AM
Hmmm. I might have to take the mall ninja quiz^
July 17, 2011, 01:09 AM
... When signing in to YouTube, you type gecko45 in the user slot.
Thank you for sending me on a 'snipe' hunt that has been thoroughly entertaining. :)
July 17, 2011, 01:51 AM
You didn't even mention the tactical golf cart.
July 17, 2011, 03:16 AM
I have mentioned a tactical golf cart..... That might be because I am a hick... I'm not really sure...
Ever electrical taped a dollar flashlight to a single barrel shotgun during a power outage?
July 17, 2011, 03:31 AM
you might be one if you own an NAA mini with a laser and bayonet
its a joke,, dont get mad i know they're just for fun
July 17, 2011, 03:36 AM
I've done #4 and #7. Can't say I do it every day though.
Let's see... if you've ever had a thread closed down from a photo of yourself wearing MARPAT-camo'd items, and had it degenerate into a heated debate about the ethical issues of wearing that particular camouflage. Oh wait, I've done that...
Okay. If you own a Dark Ops knife and think that when you get right down to it, it's not a bad piece of metal. ...Wait, I own two...
Okay, I got it. If you wear a 'tactical playbook' on your wrist all the time, and constantly have ESS ICE eyeshield glasses around your neck...
You know what? I'm just gonna shut up now. :D
July 17, 2011, 09:04 AM
Thank you for sending me on a 'snipe' hunt that has been thoroughly entertaining.
That guy is something isn't he?
July 17, 2011, 09:51 AM
You ever thought about signing up to YouTube as gecko 45 1/2 as there are more videos that he should be making and you feel the need to help him out.:neener:
July 17, 2011, 10:00 AM
You might be a Mall Ninja if the ONLY kind of caltrops you will use are the kind with "bleeder holes" drilled through the spikes!
(I actually had someone ask me where they could find these after posting a picture of my new utility knife!)
July 17, 2011, 10:02 AM
You have a "tacticool" break action rifle in an obsolete chambering.
say a T/C in .303 with a bipod, scope, laser, 16" barrel with brake installed... Wanted to do that in a 7.62x54r just for the odd looks I'd get at the range.... (and it'd be loud!!)
July 17, 2011, 10:42 AM
Okay, y'all go out to the garage and do inventory, okay? And make sure you have a tactical wheelbarrow.
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