[Boats]

Since the guy is all class, let's give a penny for his thoughts.

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040121/capt.wcap21601210335.state_of_the_union_wcap216.jpg

I wish he'd shut up already, I can't take a nip with this many cameras rolling.

[jimpeel]

If Lautenberg farts one more time ...

[Bruce H]

I can't believe Lautenberg forgot the jug.

[AnklePocket]

"Is that Lautenberg or is this Weekend at Bernie's Part II?"
"I did not have sexual relations with that Senator from New Jersey."
"I wish I could stand up, but the guy with the yenkel made me pitch a tent."
"I wish I didn't have a bright red drinker's face and a gizzard."
"Frank, can I nibble on your ear when you sit down?"

[Cactus]

Is that a scene from "The Night of the Living Dead"?

[weiser09]

You know, I would like to stand, but my fat-a$$ is stuck in this chair!

[Devonai]

"People who have gotten away with murder don't have to stand in front of the Pres... hey Hillary, why are you standing?"

[4570Rick]

If it wasn't for Chappaquiddick, I could be the President.

[sm]

This is your brain.
This is your brain on alcohol.

[Stand_Watie]

"Did Levin just drool on me...?"

[El Tejon]

"Pssst, Chris, Chris [Dodd, directly behind Teddy], the chick in the navy blue on the right. Let's take her to our restaurant.":D

[MarkDido]

"My Oldsmobile Has Killed
More People Than Your Gun"

[Eskimo Jim]

"When is this party going to start, these pants are constricting"
"He's not following my orders directly from Havanna and Shanghai"
"If I, uh, stay,uh, seated... the,uh, uh straw will reach to my, uh, uh bottle of uh, Chivas"

[Langenator]

"The room doesn't spin as long as I don't stand up"

[Cool Hand Luke 22:36]

hic!....hic!......hic!...

[seeker_two]

Now WHERE did I park my Olds?.....

[Eskimo Jim]

"the last time that I stood up, Mary Jo and the cah were gone"

[Kingson]

Damn did I park my car in the lot or by the bridge again and where is that damn woman that I had in the car, she must be floating around here some where. I need a drink to clear my head

[popeye]

" I AM a GOD"

[Brian Dale]

"OK, I know I'm too drunk to stand; maybe if I just try to look dignified nobody'll notice."

or

(from off screen): "We are honored that you have invited the American Red Cross to visit today, and we request that you please stand to receive your honorary Life Guard certificates ... ummm, not you, Senator Kennedy."

[nico]

"how come I never get to be in an "undisclosed location" for these :cuss: speeches?"

[4v50 Gary]

"Happy Birthday dear Mr. President..."

[Lone_Gunman]

"And they call me a liberal"

[AnklePocket]

"Please hurry. I've got a booty call over at the Key Bridge Marriott."
"My brothers would approve of the war on terror, but I must maintain my crybaby snivelling to accurately represent my Party."

[emc]

Hmmm...you know, if I gave up drinking, maybe I wouldn't have this 24/7 hangover....

Naaaahh, now where did that intern hide the alcohol THIS time?

[RobW]

Can anyone explain, why the Massachussettans re-elect him for now over 40 years?

What they need is a king, it will save a lot of time they can use for better means than voting.

[Sportcat]

"Hillary's cankles are giving me a 'chubby,' no way I'm standing up!"

[Chuck Jennings]

Oops! I crapped my pants!

[Sportcat]

"Is it closing time? Where's everyone goin'?"