[Jim March]

http://www.marcmelzer.net/sotudg/

Oh...my...dear...diety :).

[Selfdfenz]

Lordy.
nucular funny

S-

[tyme]

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=nuclear

Check the usage note near the bottom. I hate it too, but "nucular" is apparently an accepted modern pronounciation.

[David Park]

tyme is right, and when the dictionary mentions "at least one U.S. president" they probably mean Dwight Eisenhower.
http://www-csli.stanford.edu/~nunberg/nucular.html

Eisenhower was very quotable, though:

"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."

:)

[Greg L]

They need a catagory for Hillary rolling her eyes.

Greg

[El Tejon]

Can I substitute green tea? There's no way my tolerance is that high anymore!

[NewShooter78]

I don't know if I could make through the whole address playing this game! I'll have to run it buy a few friends today after work and see what they think. :what: :evil:

[Soap]

That is hilarious!

El Tejon- I'm game! I'll bring the Jameson you bring the cigars :D

[jmbg29]

There isn't a category for penenshoela.:p

I was fixin' to drive an ice pick into my eardrums if I heard NOOKYOOLAR one more time.:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I gotta get a TV with closed captioning. I like the guy, but I can't stand NOOKYOOLAR. Gaaaaaaaaaa

[Schuey2002]

Same here.

I voted for Gee-Dub but, it pains me to here him speak..

When did America change to AmAAAIIrica...

If I was on his staff, I'd get a speech coach for him. Even if it only helped him speak to the media in a more "comfortable" manner.
I don't know what he'd do if they hadn't invented 3x5 cards. ;)