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jack44
October 6, 2011, 07:08 PM
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs
are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..


7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another
dog?"


9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.



11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



And last, but not least:

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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thegunkid
October 6, 2011, 07:19 PM
jack44 why is this here this has nothing to do with handloading.

T Bran
October 6, 2011, 07:24 PM
Aaaamen however the dog wont buy you a new Savage for your BD.
If you put a studded collar on the dog some will still call you a perv.
Last but not least the dog licks your face only to compare it to the taste of cat poop.
Lots of laughs
T

ArfinGreebly
October 6, 2011, 07:34 PM
Sorry, gents, this belongs in the Jokes forum.

Oh, wait . . . we don't have one?

Rats.

Guess we'll just have to close it.

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