How to have fun with your gun-loving spouse!

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Girlwithagun
February 13, 2004, 09:54 PM
Here's what to do:

When a gun arrives in the mail, open it before he gets home and switch it with one of his old ones. Then close the box back up and hide the new gun. The few seconds before he realizes he's been tricked are priceless!

P.S. For this to work, don't do what I did and under-estimate my 3 year old who kept shouting, "Mama hide it!" :D
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Amish_Bill
February 13, 2004, 10:13 PM
Oh... You're cruel.... ;-)
anapex
February 14, 2004, 11:00 AM
Well whenever you pull out a Savage .22 instead of a Yugo SKS it doesn't take long for you to figure out somethings wrong!
Amish_Bill
February 14, 2004, 12:22 PM
Of course, if I find 'the girl' who'll let me have the groom's gifts be DPMS Arctic Panthers (http://www.dpmsinc.com/10Expand.asp?ProductCode=RFA2-AP) (slung during the ceremony, of course) then I guess I'd take these little things in stride...

:D
LiquidTension
February 14, 2004, 12:50 PM
I thought this was going to be about something totally different. The other would have been inappropriate, this is just mean :scrutiny:
Browns Fan
February 14, 2004, 05:40 PM
Yeah, what Liquid said. I kinda expected a romantic, Valintine's Day type story and it ends up being April Fool's Day.
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