Humorous Shooting Scenario


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hso
January 30, 2003, 10:19 AM
Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Thouchy Feely Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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Practical Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG!
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Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click, plop, clack

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"

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Carlos Cabeza
January 30, 2003, 10:26 AM
GO LONGHORNS !!!!!! HAHA !

Carlos Cabeza
January 30, 2003, 10:27 AM
That's the way we'd do it up north of the red river too........pardna.

Will Fennell
January 30, 2003, 10:28 AM
Mikie,
From your solution provided by the first response,I see your latent liberalism is still bubbling up through your now well indoctrinated mindset. We must keep working on you;)

In practical terms, just give the Glock to Gwen[Mrs hso]. She knows what to do.....:p

Tell everybody I said hello......:neener:

Carlos Cabeza
January 30, 2003, 10:55 AM
OK, I'll be serious............

Wait till you see the whites of his eyes then.................

double tap COM, call police, give statement, go home..........

El Tejon
January 30, 2003, 10:58 AM
It was a baseball bat, not a knife. I did have a G23, but was/am hardly an expert shot (worst shot on the Internet).

He: saw pistol and ran away; me: got sick after fact and jogged back home.

PATH
January 30, 2003, 11:00 AM
As I said the last time this thread was posted. "Don't mess with Texas!":D

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