I needed a holster so bad, I . . .

. . . did this . . .

(Note: this isn't me. A friend forwarded this pic in an email.)

If it works...

Loved that!

But won't it flip-flop around?

Ba-dum tsh.

Stylish.

But that one bare foot will be a dead give-away...

Ba-dum tsh.
Never saw it spelled out, but I know a rimshot when I hear one. :)

Ever hear of something called a "Mexican loop"? I've been guilty of using a bit of paracord for that any number of times. Works especially well for a full sized Glock.

If the shoe fits...

wow what an idea! It comes in a matched set for right or left side use, available in a variety of styles and colors, and really affordable. What do you wanna' bet somebodys girlfriend or wife found a slipper that wasn't hers under the edge of the bed and this was the result of some life or death fast thinking!:uhoh:

I've seen those before...they call it a yaqui slide.

They're usually uglier.

I love my new holsters - they come in pairs, but man o man, do my roscoes stink!