If we attack Iraq. . .

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Boats
February 1, 2003, 04:39 AM
. . . since I can't sleep tonight, I am thinking strange thoughts, lay odds on the US "accidentally" bombing the embassy of the cheese eating surrender monkeys.*















* aka The French embassy. There is precedent in the strike on Tripoli during the Reagan administration after the French would not allow a fly-over of their airspace.:evil:
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Hkmp5sd
February 1, 2003, 05:10 AM
Nah. You're not supposed to pick on the handicapped.:)
Keith
February 1, 2003, 06:38 AM
You could probably raise the odds by posting the GPS coordinates on a couple of Air Force web sites...nah...

Keith
Politically Incorrect
February 1, 2003, 09:57 PM
Heard this joke: How many French soliders does it take to defend Paris?


Nobody knows, it's never been attempted :neener:

They're just jokes folks!
PATH
February 1, 2003, 10:20 PM
Come on folks let's stop picking on the French. It's not their fault they can't defend themselves. They are... well....they're French and don't really know how!:D
DeltaElite
February 1, 2003, 10:47 PM
I heard that Euro Disney in Paris, France had to stop their nightly fireworks displays, because the French didn't know who to surrender to. :D :neener: :neener:
triggertime
February 1, 2003, 11:16 PM
You know, French tanks have five gears. Four in reverse and one forwards. (in case the enemy attacks from behind) :neener:
Wildalaska
February 2, 2003, 12:55 AM
I have a almost new French army rifle...never shot and only dropped once hahahahahahahaha

WildpapillonAlaska
Zundfolge
February 2, 2003, 01:48 AM
http://www.ehowa.com/pic/frenchvictory.jpg
PATH
February 2, 2003, 01:56 AM
ROFLMAO! Oh that is rich!:D :D :D
goosegunner
February 2, 2003, 09:03 AM
You pick on the french for surendering, but if you was a french soldier would you really want to risk your life for that crappy country?
2dogs
February 2, 2003, 10:30 AM
Yeah, sure- you all just go on insulting the French. Well smarty pants, without them just WHAT would you order with your Big Mac and Coke? Huh? Answer me that!

:evil: :neener:
Hoppy
February 2, 2003, 10:53 AM
Excellent Simpsons episode.. Reenactment of Joan of Arc..

Lisa: I'm going to lead the French to victory!!

Homer: Victory?? We're French! We don't even have a word for that!


Hoppy
PATH
February 2, 2003, 11:30 AM
2Dogs,

I guess I'd order fries. I just can't call them "French Fries". ALso when you go to England you'll find no one quite knows what an English Muffin is.

Go to Burger King. Not anti-gun and they have onion rings!
Blackhawk
February 2, 2003, 12:31 PM
Zundfolge, that's priceless!

How'd you do it?
Zundfolge
February 2, 2003, 01:40 PM
Blackhawk, I can't take credit for that one ... someone else did it.

But it would only take about a minute and a half in photoshop (since its simple text work, you could probably do it with MS Paint).
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