Light Bulbs or Guns


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jcwit
November 28, 2012, 11:32 AM
Found this and thought it was hilarious, but some what true!

Stolen from another site...that was stolen from another site....etc, etc...



How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
One to move it to the lighting section
Two to argue, then move it to the electrical section
Seven to point out spelling/ grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
Five to flame the spell checkers
Three to correct spelling/ grammar flames
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid
Two industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
Fifteen know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
Eleven to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "+1"
Two to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
Five to say, "Didn't we go through this already a few months ago?"
Nine to say, "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

One forum lurker to respond to the original post eight months from now and start it all over

Substitute Guns for Light Bulbs.

I realize this will get locked, but in the meantime, I believe many will get no less that a chuckle!

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westy39
November 28, 2012, 11:36 AM
Well done.

Coop45
November 28, 2012, 12:31 PM
I substituted a yellow 60w for my EDC and I want you to know that is not a good idea. First thing when I sat in my car to go to the store, that light bulb busted and scared me out of my wits. I thought I was taking incoming fire and when I dug into my breeches to pull out my defensive lightbulb, I cut my finger real bad. At this moment I am waiting at the emergency room for someone to sew up my finger and my backside. Would one of those fancy curly bulbs have worked better?

Mal H
November 28, 2012, 02:10 PM
"I realize this will get locked ..."

True, but at least I didn't delete it! ;)

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