Anyone finding funny troll ads on armslist?


January 3, 2013, 02:42 AM
Found a few locally, some are really funny to read.

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January 3, 2013, 02:52 AM
Yep :D

I may have made one myself...:uhoh:

Here's someone else's, my favorite part is that they chose "Bushmaster" as the manufacturer :evil:

223/5.56 NATO
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Do to the current climate and ability to get outrageous price for potentially banned firearms I am liqidating much of my collection. Make no mistake about it, this is a cash grab, nothing more, nothing less. If you want these guns, you pay the price. Please don't bother about emailing me about price gouging as I don't care, a free market is just that.
If you don't like it, don't buy and move on. Thanks for looking.

Firearm (Make/Model) Caliber Approximate Rounds/% Price
Bushmaster ar 15 xm15-e2s .223/556 New in Box 3500
S&W MP15 Sport .223/556 1500 95% 3000
Ruger SR1911 .45ACP 500 95% 1800
Springfield M1 Garand 30-06 Unknown CMP 2500
Rock River LAR-8 .308 1500 90% 4000
Colt/Umarex M16 .22lr 1000 95% 1500
Rock Island 1911 .45ACP 200 95% 1500
Sears 12ga Pump Shotgun 12g 500 60% 1000
Jaeger-Armi AK-22 .22lr 1000 85% 1500
Springfield 1911 .45 ACP Unknown 90% 1800
Taurus .44mag .44mag 100 95% 1800
Marlin Model 70 .22lr Unknown 80% 750
AR PMAGs 75/each

Valid WA state ID and CPL required but I will not record your purchase, just want to verify you are OK. I am located near Bothell and would like to keep meeting places close.

Take the whole lot for $20,000 cash. First come first serve. I will update the list as sales occur.

January 3, 2013, 08:58 AM
Love it.

January 3, 2013, 09:49 AM

found this one on armslist

January 3, 2013, 10:06 AM
I saw one before the holidays with someone selling their collection of AR's for 600 sf of house each. Will have to try and find it.

January 3, 2013, 10:35 AM
$3000 for 3,000 rounds of Russian surplus 5.45! Other than that just the now usual $2,000 base model Rock River or Delton AR.

January 3, 2013, 09:30 PM
If he can get $1800 for an SR1911 I might have to sell mine.

January 4, 2013, 02:33 AM
I just came across this and it is quite unusual. Looks like someone really wants an AR and is willing to go into debt.......with BestBuy

Hello,i would like to offer to buy or have a gift card issued from best buy,,,i have a decent limit on my card,,and will meet your price for a AR ..may even do more on the card then you are asking,,,we would meet there,and i would give the sales person my card. And you pick out what ever you want. And i pay for it,,or you can have the clerk issue you a gift card. to use when ever you want.

January 4, 2013, 02:48 AM
They do $2000 gift cards at Best Buy? Damn, all my brother has ever given me is one for fifty bucks...

If that is indeed a serious proposal I find it a little frightening that a person would go to such a length to acquire an AR... :scrutiny:

January 4, 2013, 03:07 AM
Why? LGS near my dad does financing for large purchases, but at Best Buy you can do 18mo no interest on things above $500.

January 4, 2013, 10:49 AM
Are any of them as funny as this 3-year-old thread about auctioning a single round of ammo and having the bidding rise to over $1300?

January 4, 2013, 11:28 AM
John, I missed that thread, but that is absolutely hilarious.

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