Flashlight Fetish


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hueyville
February 1, 2013, 01:57 AM
Hi, my name is Michael and I am a flashlight fanatic. Junkie, addict, user, or whatever term you may designate but I have a problem. Not only do I have this problem, now my wife.has become addicted also. Who has the 12 step program to help us end our addiction. I have been like this since my first maglight ~30 years ago. It was a two cell unit but soon I had to buy a three cell. Soon found out there were times where neither was right for the job so acquired a 5 cell D and a 3 cell C. For mountain climbing we used a1.5 volt incandescent headlamp that used a single D size lithium battery. In 1983 I paid 75 bucks for the headlamp and 50.00 for the battery. Soon found out lithium didm't get dim so you knew to order another. On minute it was full on, next it was full off. All was good then those pesky French and Germans started making headlamps that actually worked using a 4.5 volt flat battery.

They were 115.00 each and you always needed a backup. Batteries were special order only and cost 12.95. Then I met the girl of my dreams. She started riding a 1956 Harley Panhead at age 16 and never quit. When we met she had a 1973 flh shovel head and a 1978 Sportster. She already had a concealed carry permit and a Charter Arms 5 shot .38 special Bulldog. A pretty girl with a good job, motorcycles and took to climbing and skiing like had done it all her life. If I said pack for the Alps we will be gone for a month she didn't even have to ask me what to take.

So except.for choosing me she has a penchant for quality equipment. Soon after I.taught her the combinations to the vaults she had parked the Bulldog and had pulled a S&W model 60, AMT .380 backup, 3"ported .44 special with night sights and a cute little Colt preban CAR-15. Soon after she discovered my light fetish. My 2 cell maglight fit in the saddle bags of he shovel head. The Petzl headlights went everywhere. Soon my C cell maglight went in her truck.

I was.running out.of lights but luckily light technology was changing fast. I put one of the original compact.tac lights on my riot shotgun so she demanded one for he CAR-15. So as technology improves, I buy me more lights. I bought at least half a.dozen a year. 50 lumens then 75, 100, 150 etc. Each time.one got smaller and brighter the flashlight fairy confiscated it for her use. Excuse always is that a girl out on a motorcycle after dark needs.a.good light more than a man.

A couple of years ago I purchased a Coast HP7 LED light with 250 lumens. In less than 2 weeks it was gone. I was searching house for it when she said it had found.a.new.home in her 2007 Roadking. So I bought another for me. Within a week it was gone... In her truck. I purchased her a 3 cell LED maglight for her truck and got my coast back. Week later, gone again, in her '73 shovelhead. So I decided to let slide. I found me a Surefire P2X Fury Pro at 500 lumens. Week later one of the HP7's was in its place and was m.i.a. Bought me.another and viola, it disappeared and another of my 250 lumen HP7's had returned. 100 dollar flashlights just getting sniper before I can dim the.batteries is a bummer.

As a Christmas season door buster Lowes had 3 cell LED maglights for 14 bucks. I bought 4 black for me and four red for her. After Christmas they ran a sale in their 212 lumen Coast headlamps. I got six. Three for her and same for me. Now we have a gazillion of flashlights you can cut soda cans in half with their so bright. Today I tripped over a deal on some Surefire Felix PD32 tactical lights. 720 lumens each. I bought the only two the store had. So how do I keep my ol ladies greasy paws off my light sabres? I can't just pop on a couple more as it will get into my toy money. Or do I give her one and demand a P2X back as trade. I have created a monster. Right now having to get my smith to build her a 6mm PPC to fit her frame, low ecoil and run one hole groups. How do you guys keep your toys? And anyone know of a compact light that pushes the 1,000 linen mark yet? Next thing you know she will be taking my motorcycles too.

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Orion8472
February 1, 2013, 01:05 PM
I you REALLY want to depart with a lot of money, go over to candlepowerforums.org [I think it is org]. You can make some severly bright lights, and empty the bank on them, and rechargable lithiums.

Cesiumsponge
February 1, 2013, 09:51 PM
I've been an on-and-off again member of CPF. It's addictive. Luckily I quit while I was ahead, but not before I racked up a couple dozen lights.

OptimusPrime
February 1, 2013, 09:56 PM
What's wrong with you, dude?

hueyville
February 2, 2013, 12:23 AM
What's wrong with me? Would take a.team of psychologists and psychiatrists years to get a.handle on all my disorders. I just need to find a way to keep the wife from confiscatimg my new flash lights before I get a.chance.to kill the first set of batteries. Guess it could be worse. Could have an ol lady like a lot of guys that have to hide new toys to keep from getting fused at. Mine just snipes the good stuff. Guess I need to learn to not buy every new flashlight that hits the market. At least she doesnt know how to use logging scope meters, meggers and oscilliscopes. Hate for her to start smiling those.

trickyasafox
February 3, 2013, 11:03 AM
I'm a light junkie too. for me solarforce is my drug of choice. durable and cheap enough ic an get a fix on occasion.

Orion8472
February 4, 2013, 10:12 AM
I had to stop hanging out at cpf. With the new LEDs requiring a fairly significant amount of amps to get the brightness needed, the expense of modding got to be too much. I have learned to be content with moderately bright lights now.

I only have a couple of Maglite mods . . . . and really not true mods, more like dropins. My favorite for home use is a cheap Chinese buy, the Fusion36. All 5mm Nichia style LEDs [36 of them, of course], and it puts out a huge wall of light. Literally lights up the room. I have it in a Copper colored 2D Maglite.

PBR Streetgang
February 5, 2013, 07:25 AM
Damn you Huey,

I blew coffee out my nose and all over the keyboard reading this!!!!
I'm still laughing!!!!!!

ApacheCoTodd
February 5, 2013, 11:23 AM
There's a discovery channel show in there somewhere...

Illumination Hoarders
Dark Busters
Watt Wars
Most Extreme Illumination Challenge (who remembers MXC?)

Outlaw Man
February 5, 2013, 11:42 AM
I'd watch that!

I'm a self-professed flashlight junkie, but I think my wife may be catching it from me. When we got home from our last vacation, I opened the suitcase to find a brand new flashlight I didn't even know about. She swears I told her I wanted it, but I don't remember it at all.

Or maybe my sickness is worse than I thought....

If you find the 12 step program, fill me in.

Russ Jackson
February 5, 2013, 11:46 AM
I just bought this one. It will light up my entire 12,000 sf warehouse. 11000Lm 9x CREE XM-L T6 LED Flashlight Torch + 3X 26650 Battery + Power Charger
http://www.ebay.com/itm/221156377179

PBR Streetgang
February 5, 2013, 12:54 PM
BTW I ordered a couple of Olights , a IR ilumminator and 4 dozen C123's this past week..

It must be catching!!!!!!!

Captains1911
February 5, 2013, 10:14 PM
I received a Malkoff Turnkey MD2 w/ high/low switch for xmas. That makes....too many friggin lights!

SleazyRider
February 5, 2013, 10:20 PM
It's a guy thing, just like fire, puppy dogs, or a new power tool. No need to be ashamed. Quite frankly, I wouldn't fully trust a man who doesn't love flashlights.

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