Advice to a New Gun Owner


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pax
March 30, 2004, 05:07 PM
You picked out a weapon -- good! Now go train.
Go learn how to use it to hit where you aim.
Learn when you can shoot and when you must not,
Learn how to clear jams and make a fast shot.

But do not believe that your skill at arms
Means that you never again could face harm.
The world is still ugly, and your thousand yard stare
Might be unseen by the chump over there.
Don't fuss and don't quibble and don't worry about it.
Just carry your handgun. Don't leave home without it.

And when the battle comes down, as battles must do,
To a clash of the wills between the bad guy and you,
Your will must be stronger than the evil you face
The mere fact of the gun will not take its place.

Far more decisive than the caliber's name
Or the shape of the gun or the size of its frame
Is the knowledge and skill that choose point of aim.
(Misses with guns big and small are the same!)

The gun that you carry strapped firm to your side
Might hold some of your hope and all of your pride
But it isn't your weapon: the fire in your eyes
And the wiliest schemes your mind can devise
Are far more important than the brand of your gun,
And far more important than how fast you can run.

What carries the day when the battle is nigh,
Is the Will that refuses simply to give up and die --
The Will that commands your eye not to blink,
And forces paralyzed mind to nonetheless think --
The Will that requires your aim still be true
No matter what damage may terrify you.
So I'll say it again, though I sound like a fool:
Your Will is the weapon. Your gun is a tool.

Your gun may save the day; then again, it may not.
But if a brand name and caliber are all that you've got
The game's already over and your life may be done --
For you still are not armed. You're just holding a gun.

pax

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits. -- Lazarus Long (Robert Heinlein)

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dairycreek
March 30, 2004, 06:02 PM
Nice work! Good shooting;)

Hook
March 30, 2004, 06:09 PM
That's a good one pax.
hope you don't mind if I send it to some of my buds.



Hook:)

pax
March 30, 2004, 06:28 PM
Thanks for the kind words.


Hook ~

Don't send it along, please.

Just send them the URL here.

If this came back to me as glurge in my email (stranger things have happened), I'd have to slit my throat. :D

pax

Jokerman
March 30, 2004, 07:24 PM
Wow, that was great!

frenchwrench
March 30, 2004, 08:11 PM
Pax you made my day! Great job,all my kids loved it too. Thanks.

middy
March 30, 2004, 10:23 PM
Very good, Pax! A+ :)

sturmruger
March 31, 2004, 10:38 AM
I like that I think I will link to that from my website when I have it finished.

Ala Dan
March 31, 2004, 11:33 AM
Really nice work pax, I enjoyed that so much I would
like to forward it too some of my friends. :cool: :D

Best Wishes,
Ala Dan, N.R.A. Life Member

jamz
March 31, 2004, 12:07 PM
Wow, most all gun related poetry pretty much sucks (in this man's humble opinion) but that was pretty funny, and cool. Well done!

-James

Chupacabra
March 31, 2004, 12:16 PM
Awesome.

:cool:

Nightfall
June 6, 2005, 03:30 AM
Good poem. I thought this deserved a bump for new High Roaders to read.

Buck Snort
June 6, 2005, 04:07 AM
"And when the battle comes down, as the battles must do"? WHOA NELLIE!! Hey, we don't need that kind of stuff just laid out free for the anti-gun crowd to scoop up and use against us. :banghead:

svtruth
June 6, 2005, 06:54 AM
Very nice, up to your usual high standard.

Double Maduro
June 6, 2005, 12:36 PM
Pax,

What can I say?

Once again you have distilled years of knowledge, experience and common sense into a form and length that can be understood by all.

Thank you,
DM

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