Taliban Joke


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4 eyed six shooter
May 3, 2004, 07:14 PM
Got this one from www.gun-talk.com


posted 04-29-2004 02:47 AM
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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune....
"One US soldier is better than ten Taliban"
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then ssilence. The voice then call out.....
"One US soldier is better than one hundred Taliban"
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune, and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out again....
"One US soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with
his dying words tells his commander..... "Don't send any more men....it's a trap....there's two of them!"... :D

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XLMiguel
May 3, 2004, 08:48 PM
Good 'un!:cool:

The first time I heard it, it was "one Marine":D

It's the thought that counts:neener:

George Hill
May 3, 2004, 09:00 PM
http://www.madogre.com/images/laugh.gif

RED-DOG 40
May 3, 2004, 09:02 PM
:cool: ....:D

Chuck Dye
May 3, 2004, 09:07 PM
The first version I heard, as a Navy brat in San Diego, was set among the cheap dives on lower Broadway. The victims were Marines, the two in the alley were sailors.

Unisaw
May 3, 2004, 10:13 PM
When I lived in Richmond, VA, the two "behind the dune" were Confederate soldiers...

papercut
May 4, 2004, 01:01 AM
When I lived in Richmond, VA, the two "behind the dune" were Confederate soldiers...

No, no, no. They were Confederates, but they were hiding behind Stone Mountain when Sherman left Atlanta heading down I-20.

cordex
May 4, 2004, 01:17 AM
Heh ... I first heard it featuring a couple Israeli soldiers and an Egyptian infantry group.

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