Favorite sig lines


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Carbon_15
February 12, 2003, 12:46 AM
Neat on from over at GT

From an 'American Handgunner' article about a $5,500 Mark Morris custom .45
"My own idea of a $5,500 .45 auto is a used Volkswagon with a Glock 30 in the glove box..."
- Massad Ayoob


What are some favorite gun related sig lines that made you chuckel or think.

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Yohan
February 12, 2003, 12:49 AM
Haha I get it! Cause Glocks aren't guns at all! lol- funny stuff :D

"Better to be carried by 6 than judged by 12" or maybe it was the other way around. A cool quote neverthless.

BamBam-31
February 12, 2003, 01:55 AM
Lendringser's old sig line from the TFL days is one of my all-time favorites. It's a quote from Tolkien's "The Two Towers" about not loving weapons but that which they defend. That about sums it up for me, really (although I sure do love my Garand!).

Carlos
February 12, 2003, 02:03 AM
"Peace Through Firepower." Quote from a Captain I worked for back in 75.

One of my favs. It was on his official notepads for sending memos to the S1 through S4 staff I worked with. I was in S3.

4570Rick
February 12, 2003, 03:02 AM
I've allways liked this one from TFL alum Jim Peel.

Gun Control: The premise that a woman found in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is morally superior to allowing that same woman to defend her life with a firearm.

If this doesn't make you think, you're a blissninnie.:evil:

CGofMP
February 12, 2003, 03:21 AM
I used to have a quote from the movie "1776" in my e-mail signature that I still love:

"I have come to the conclusion that ONE useless man is called a Disgrace.. theat TWO are called a LAW FIRM and that THREE or MORE become a CONGRESS!"

The quote is attributed to John Adams who I believe is one of the most under recognized presidents we ever had.

Charles

http://www.memorableplaces.com/m1garand/thumbflagm1nobayonetwallpapermemorableplacesdotcom.jpg

echo3mike
February 12, 2003, 04:50 AM
From some guy on another site

Happiness is one ragged hole, or a bucket of fried chicken


Hard to argue with that...

:D

S.

Wait a tick...another good one:

The Second Ammendment IS Homeland Security.

Nightcrawler
February 12, 2003, 05:05 AM
I always liked the one Law Dog had:

"Bother," said Pooh, as he chambered another round.

:D :D :D

Ian
February 12, 2003, 09:02 AM
My sister liked that Pooh line as well...so she drew a graphic to go with it (I posted this back on TFL at the time). :)

NewShooter78
February 12, 2003, 09:05 AM
That's an awsome drawing Ian. :evil:

10-Ring
February 12, 2003, 10:14 AM
I have been on a quest for the ultimate sig line. Tough when so little is forced to mean so much!

capt_happypants
February 12, 2003, 10:59 AM
From the Mall Ninja thread:

"If Plan A is taking multiple .308 hits to your back, you might want to consider a Plan B. Good luck."

critter
February 12, 2003, 11:21 AM
Gun control is not about GUNS. It is about CONTROL.

Rehabilitation through reincarnation.

Celtech
February 12, 2003, 01:12 PM
Haha I get it! Cause Glocks aren't guns at all! lol- funny stuff

I'm not sure if you noticed..But Massad Ayoob is a HUGE fan of Glocks...read some of his books or some of his articals before you say something dumb.

Blackhawk
February 12, 2003, 01:37 PM
Among my favorites are those pax uses because she always tailors them to fit her posts.

My least favorites are those that run several lines instead of being succinct.

My absolute favorite is the one I use.

Elmer Snerd
February 12, 2003, 01:49 PM
Signatures I have seen:

If guns cause crime, then cameras cause porn!

If guns cause crime, then pencils cause spelling mistakes, trailer parks cause tornadoes, and spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

You can have my guns -- bullets first.

Gun control is using both hands.

White, heterosexual, meat-eating, gun-owning, Christian conservative. Any questions?

If they outlaw guns, can we use swords?

God, Guns, and Guts made America free.

Ryder
February 12, 2003, 09:31 PM
Here's a picture of him with the best Glock ever made. :D

http://thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=111835

CAP
February 12, 2003, 09:44 PM
I always liked the old Clint line from some movie I can't remember:

Every day above ground is a good day.

Arcli9ht
February 12, 2003, 09:51 PM
I think this was from someone on this board, but:

Gun Control: I'll control my gun, you control yours.

/Arcli9ht

Carpe Canum (Seize the dog?!)

ReadyontheRight
February 12, 2003, 10:53 PM
"My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a Democrat in the family." Emo Phillips

“If you object to logging, try using plastic toilet paper” -Anonymous-

"You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you are sitting on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in the sands of time. "

"Don't blame us, we voted for Jeff Davis."

"Be not afraid of any man, no matter what his size; When trouble rises, call on me and I will equalize."

"A knifeless man is a lifeless man” Viking Dictum

"Rain falls on the just and the unjust, but really the rain falls mostly on the just because the unjust have stolen all the umbrellas."

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it comes dressed in overalls & looks like work" Thomas Edison

"Molon Labe"- Leonidas to Xerxes at Themopylae

LevelHead
February 12, 2003, 10:59 PM
Saw this just today and it cracked me up:

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
--Jack Handy

Compromise is never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and the terror of a coward.
~ Reginald W. Kaufman ~

"We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking."
~Mark Twain

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed—and hence clamorous to be led to safety—by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
-H.L. Mencken

From Les Miserables:
Damn their warnings, damn their lies They will see the people rise!

Let others rise, to take our place, until the Earth is free!

People who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable.
~JFK

" The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. "
Plato

"The Earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man brave, hated, and scorned. When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot."
Mark Twain

"They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here?"
Paul Harvey

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