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trigger45
June 22, 2004, 10:19 AM
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5
passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the
best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I
can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and
left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am
the wife of the former U.S. President, a Senator from
New York, and a potential future president. And I am
the smartest woman in American history, so America's
people don't want me to die." She took the second pack
and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Wesley Clark, said, "I'm a
General in the Army of the United States of America."
I am also going to be my parties nominee for
President. So he grabbed the pack next to him and
jumped.

The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush,
said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl,
"I have lived a full life, and served my country
Well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the
last parachute."

The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute
left for you. America's smartest woman took my
schoolbag."

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halvey
June 22, 2004, 10:26 AM
Ha:p

Beren
June 22, 2004, 10:41 AM
Amusing but off-topic. Closed pending mod review.

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