[trapshooter]

The Seach Ends in Dearth.

By Dr. Blix


We looked here,
We looked there,
We also looked under the stair.

In his hair,
In his lair,
No weapons there.

We checked the Mosque,
The local kiosk,
We looked inside a catafalsque.

We tried his car,
He has no bar,
We looked inside his army tow'r.

We went north,
We went south,
We even looked into his mouth.

We looked for gas,
Inside his mask,
We even looked right up his ***.

No bombs, no bugs,
Just empty wine jugs,
And remnants of October mugs.

Nothing here,
He's been a dear,
Now off to home and drink a beer


Sorry all, I just had to do it. I put this in another thread, then considered it worthy of it's own. Sorry.

[Azrael256]

We looked inside a catafalsque
A what?

[enichols]

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We looked inside a catafalsque
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A what?


If he meant catafalque, then it's "a decorated platform or framework on which a coffin rests in state during a funeral".

Pretty funny little poem.
-Nic

[trapshooter]

Yep. I spelled it wrong on purpose, like Dr. Seuss would have, if doing it right wouldn't fit. ;)

You also have to pronounce tow'r like they do in the Ozarks to make it come out right. That's 'tar', for you folks too far to the north.:D

What the heck. I have a weird sense of humor, sometimes.

I should have made it by Dr. Sleuth.:evil: