[jmbg29]

http://www.uncertaintypark.com/Images/Article%20Images/nkorea_web_dear_leader_0302.jpg


Many happy hellos to my fellow toiling masses:

We bring modern electric Internet greetings powered by clean, efficient, homemade atom
power to the global peoples from the happy workers and peasants of the Democratic People's
Republic of Korea.

It may please all progressives we are of an eternal and defiant spirit that nourishes and
bolsters greatly our mental and physical frontiers against the ruthless Yankee imperialism
and cruel embargoes machinated by the guilty neocolonialist U.S. devil master, the
Little Bush.

As the Enlightened Dear Leader, it is my relentless responsibility to my illuminous father,
Kim Il Sung -- The Great Leader -- and that of the struggling Korean masses, north and
south, to perk up with heavy will and happy fervor, raising our long weapons in big defense
of our People's Paradise from the aggressive mongering of the nasty Little Bush and his
stooge cronies.

We ask the help of all the progressive dwellers of the planetary Earth to aid us and to offer
muscular solidarity with our brother oppressed population in the Republic of Iraq in our mutual
stand against the evil U.S. superpower hegemonist puppet of international petro-capital.

Please be obligated to enjoy the official site of the DPRK. And remember, thin is in.

Forward-thinking Regards and total mega-hyperpower to the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

Well Wishes and Foreverly Vigilant,

kji
The Dear Leader


For more info go to http://www.uncertaintypark.com

[Skunkabilly]

South Korea's answer. :D

http://www.kpswat.go.kr/pds/73.jpg

[Blackhawk]

Kim chee.... :barf:

[PATH]

:D Ya gotta love it!

[Bruce H]

I was sure it would be a tribute to Dick Daley.

[El Tejon]

Bruce, didn't they shut down the Mount Zion reactor?:confused:

A nuclear-armed Chicago?:what:

[Azrael256]

ruthless Yankee imperialism and cruel embargoes machinated by the guilty neocolonialist U.S. devil master
Oh man, I haven't heard stuff like that in years. This all makes me nostalgic for the cold war.

[4v50 Gary]

Me too. Love that commie propaganda. It's amazing they don't laugh themselves to death on that stuff.

BTW, did anyone else catch thin is in How wonderful for the great leader to inspire us to keep ourselves in shape for the upcoming war against the aggressive and imperialistic capitalists. Bwahahahahaha!

[Skunkabilly]

Really I haven't heard it in 9 months--since I graduated university.

$23000 and 5 years of hard work later, all I got was a stinking piece of paper with Gray Davis' signature on it.:fire: :cuss: :banghead:

[jmbg29]

That stuff is from a parody site.

This is the real site http://www.korea-dpr.com/

Believe it or not, it's even funnier!:evil:

[Skunkabilly]

jmbg29, you're saying that's REAL? :eek: :D

[twoblink]

"What, it's the DEVIL?? Everything's the devil to you mama!! " <a quote from The Waterboy>

Ahhh... North Korea, where the populous can't have guns, and the great leader controls all for the greater good. Time to ship the liberal democrats there!!

[Admiral Thrawn]

PIG!!!! :cuss:

[jmbg29]

jmbg29, you're saying that's REAL?The second link is the real one for the D.P.R.K.

And people think that I exagerate about commies. <sigh>

[4570Rick]

Our Beloved Leader's Birthday Request

Monday, February 17, 2003

Hatred of U.S. urged on N. Korean holiday

Kim Jong Il's 61st birthday includes a call for the military to be on alert and an anti-American diatribe.

By JAE-SUK YOO
The Associated Press SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA –

North Korea marked leader Kim Jong Il's birthday Sunday by urging the military to be on alert and imploring its people to "burn with hatred" against the United States. The anti-U.S. diatribe in the state-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun appeared at the height of government-orchestrated celebrations for Kim's 61st birthday, which included festivals, speeches and calls for patriotism.

The reclusive leader's birthday is a national holiday in North Korea, and laudatory fervor has been rising for weeks ahead of the day. On Saturday, Communist Party and military officials pledged their loyalty to Kim. Rodong Sinmun, monitored by the South Korean news agency Yonhap, said the United States is pushing its nuclear dispute with North Korea "to the brink of war."

Washington and its allies are pressuring Pyongyang to abandon its nuclear-weapons development. "All servicemen of the Korea People's Army should always be on the alert," the Rodong Sinmun editorial said. "All party members and workers must burn with hatred and hostility in their hearts toward U.S. imperialists." The isolated regime has been locked in a standoff over its nuclear activities since U.S. officials said Pyongyang admitted running a secret weapons program in October.

The United States suspended oil shipments to the impoverished country, which then pulled out of the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. This year's celebrations surrounding Kim's birthday coincide with a report by Japanese media that he is grooming his 21-year-old son, Kim Jong Chul, as his successor. Kim took power in 1994 after the death of his father, Kim Il Sung.

The birthday preparations have been elaborate, with musical and art performances, exhibitions of "Kimjongilia" flowers named after Kim, seminars and film festivals. Some 10,000 faculty members and students of the Kim Il Sung University sang songs for Kim, Yonhap said.

All party members and workers must burn with hatred and hostility in their hearts toward U.S. imperialists."


:barf: :cuss: :fire: :banghead:

[Airwolf]

Here's another good site to bookmark for the real DPRK news.

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

You just can't make this stuff up... Yes, this a real news release from the DPRK.

DPRK ready to punish Yankees in singlehearted unity more powerful than A-bomb

___ Pyongyang, December 24 (KCNA) -- Minister of the People's Armed Forces Kim Il Chol reiterated the firm will of the army and people of the DPRK to fight to the end against the imperialists and class enemies under the present serious situation. He said this in a report at the national meeting held here today to celebrate the 11th anniversary of Kim Jong Il's assumption of the Supreme Commandership of the Korean People's Army.
___ He said:
___ The U.S. hawks are arrogant enough to groundlessly claim that the DPRK has pushed ahead with a "nuclear program," bringing its hostile policy toward the DPRK to an extremely dangerous phase.
___ The DPRK cannot remain a passive on-looker to the present serious situation where the sovereignty and right to existence of the country and nation are exposed to the worst threat owing to the U.S. hawks who are pushing the situation on the Korean Peninsula to the brink of a nuclear war.
___ If they, ignorant of their rival, dare provoke a nuclear war, the army and people of the DPRK led by Kim Jong Il, the invincible commander, will rise up to mete out determined and merciless punishment to the U.S. imperialist aggressors with the might of singlehearted unity more powerful than A-bomb.
___ The revolutionary armed forces under the wise guidance of Kim Jong Il have grown to be invincible as they have modern offensive and defensive means capable of defeating any formidable enemies as well as Juche war tactics and the DPRK has all-people, nationwide steel-strong defence system with the KPA at its core, he stressed.

[4570Rick]

Then there's this

Monday, February 17, 2003

Hyundai admits payment to N. Korea
Company chief says covert $500 million gift helped set up summit that led to S. Korean leader's Nobel Peace Prize.

The Associated Press

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA – South Korea's Hyundai Group admitted Sunday that it gave $500 million to North Korea and that the money probably helped stage the 2000 inter- Korean summit leading to outgoing President Kim Dae- jung's crowning achievement: the Nobel Peace Prize.

Hyundai chief Chung Mong-hun said his company made the covert payment to win exclusive business rights in the isolated communist country. "I think this has helped in some part stage the South-North summit," Chung said in a televised news conference.

Chung also said he brokered the summit by setting up a meeting between government officials from the two Koreas in March 2000.
He said "government understanding and cooperation" was an inevitable result of the money transfer because of the special nature of relations between the two Koreas, divided since 1945.
Chung's comments came days after Kim acknowledged that his government condoned an illegal $200 million payment from Hyundai to North Korea four days before the June 13-15, 2000, summit.

Kim apologized to the nation but said the payment was to promote peace. Kim, who leaves office Feb. 25, has pushed a so-called sunshine policy of engaging North Korea, an overture that helped him win the 2000 Nobel.

Lim Dong-won, Kim's former intelligence chief and current adviser on North Korea, said his agency helped Hyundai send the money. Chung did not say how the other $300 million was delivered.
The deal between Hyundai and North Korea had been secret until last month, when it came into the open after government opposition calls for an investigation into alleged bribes.

The Hyundai chief apologized for the secrecy but said it was to "avoid unnecessary competition and disputes with Japan, Germany, Australia and the United States, which showed interest in North Korean projects."

Anybody own any Hyundai targets
:banghead: :fire: :barf: :cuss:

[4570Rick]

What would S. Korea look like as an island.:what:

[Bahadur]

Airwolf:

I used to read the (North) Korean Central News Agency for laughs. Only the best jokes from the world's only successionist communist state - offering the finest synergy between feudalism and Stalinism. Only the writers didn't grasp that what they wrote were jokes. Sometimes the unintentional is the funniest.

4570Rick:

The current government and Hyundai leadership are, naturally, in hot political waters in South Korea. There may be a "special prosecutor" if the conservative opposition gets its way. Much of the populace is very angry. Alas, it is too late to influence the recent presidential election.

You might note that the ruling party candidate was being beaten up badly in the polls by the conservative (pro-American) opponent who was riding on the resent of the failed "Sunshine" policy. Then the tragic accident with the school girls occurred, and the ruling party cynically manipulated the incident to fan anti-Americanism to aid its own substantially anti-American candidate.

It worked - the ruling party candidate squeaked by the narrowest margin.

[D.W. Drang]

:what: Here's another good site to bookmark for the real DPRK news. :what:
Look, you can do whatever the heck you want with your comnputer, BUT you must know that htis IS the official north Korean web site, run by north Korean agents (as in "officially registered with the Japanese Government") and that they are probably the most technilogically sophisticated commies around. You know, using cookies to snoop throughout your hard drive, all that jazz.
I most urgently advise that you DO NOT visit this web site with a computer that has any information on it you don't want "them" to have, especially if it ain't your computer! Anyone who works for Uncle Sam should avoid it, period, especially with one of Unc's computers.

On another note:

http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=koreabirthday16&date=20030216&query=north+korea+propaganda

Bush hatred spices up North Korean propaganda

By Mark Magnier
Los Angeles Times

SEOUL, South Korea — Buried in windowless offices deep inside South Korea's Unification Ministry are three rooms filled with TV monitors, VCRs and radios. Stacked against walls are boxes of audiotapes and videotapes to record the steady stream of screed, invective, hyperbole and glorification coming out of North Korea's propaganda machine.

Kim Tae Won, a member of the ministry's Information Analysis Bureau, which listens in around the clock, has been monitoring North Korea for the past quarter of a century.

"To tell you the truth, it gets pretty boring," he said. "The best way to spur anti-communism would be to make people listen to this stuff for a week."

Up to a dozen times a day, Kim dons earphones in front of a bank of short-wave receivers and four reel-to-reel recorders to catch the signal from Radio Pyongyang. A couple of doors down, his colleague Choi Byeoung Seob is doing the same on the television side.

The challenge, they say, is to pick up on subtle changes, new slogans or personnel moves that may signal a shift, weaker broadcasting signals that suggest power shortages, reduced meeting announcements hinting at food shortages.

One thing is clear, the bureau workers say: In decades of monitoring, they've never seen Pyongyang's media hate anyone as much as they do President Bush, known variously as "warmonger," "imperialist," "maniac," "lunatic" or simply "that man."

The United States, meanwhile, is variously described as a land of "mad dogs," "murderous devils" and "war addicts" behaving as though they were "conducting a robbery in broad daylight." There is talk of skinning the imperialists, cutting off their limbs, hitting and destroying them.

"Sometimes I imagine what the best job would be in North Korea, and one would be penning these diatribes," said Michael Breen, expert and author of the book "The Koreans." "There must be a lot of creative people there, in the same way a lot of our writers and artists went into propaganda during (World War II)."

With the crumbling of the rest of the communist world, North Korea boasts the world's most active propaganda machine, said Kim Chang Soon, director of Seoul's Institute of North Korean Studies. "It's the most oppressive use of controlled state information anywhere."

The state views propaganda as vital to maintain control over people, distract their concerns over hunger and hardship, glorify the leadership and further the personality cult of Kim Jong Il.

"Organization and propaganda are the two most important posts in the party," said Lee Hang Koo, head of a Seoul-based think tank. "They're the major mountains."

In the past week, the broadcasts have centered on Kim Jong Il, who turned 61 today.

Everyone loves a birthday party, especially when your guest of honor is considered a demigod and you have no choice. But, by any standard, this celebration comes at a tough time.

"You have to wonder what's going on inside Kim Jong Il's head," said Hahm Chaibong, a professor at Seoul's Yonsei University. "Everyone will do their best to put on a happy face, but they're in crisis and it's very strange timing."

North Korea's pot-bellied leader with the tousled hair may not be all that eager to reflect on his accomplishments this year given a nuclear standoff, an ongoing drought and the threat of U.N. sanctions after North Korea said it had restarted its uranium-enrichment program.

But you'd never know any of that from the hyperactive state-run media, which trips over itself to explain how some 60 admiring nations have sent him congratulatory messages and presents.

"The praises of the 'Dear Leader' are aimed at perpetuating his myth and currying his favor," said Ralph Cossa, executive director of the Honolulu-based Pacific Forum CSIS. "Who knows? Maybe he hands out rewards for the greatest exaggerations of his exploits each year."

Yet outsiders watch all this particularly closely.

"His direct link is one reason you pay attention to this stuff," said Nick Eberstadt, North Korea expert with the American Enterprise Institute. "There's nothing that comes out of that country that he doesn't have approval over."

There are few subtleties, as every message is delivered with the equivalent of bolded type, exclamation points, marquee lighting and capital letters. Still, it's also a very repetitive quality, said the Unification Ministry's Kim.

"This work isn't much fun," he said. "I'm sure there's a North Korean up there with my job who monitors the South Korean media. I'm sure he's having a lot more interesting time than I am."

[4v50 Gary]

"To tell you the truth, it gets pretty boring," he said. "The best way to spur anticommunism is to make people listen to this stuff for a week."

Bwahahahahahaha :D Gotta love that Commie propaganda. It's ludicrous.