[Keith]

IRAQI TV GUIDE

SUNDAY:
6:00 – QVC: Kurd’s Teeth Jewelry
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies
11:00 – Mecca Vice
12:00 – Mohammed In The Middle

MONDAY:
6:00 – Crossing Jordan, River
7:00 – Fresh Prince Of Beirut
8:00 - Husseinfeld
8:30 - Mad About Everything
9:00 - Monday Night Stoning
11:00 – The .762 Club, Religion
12:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money

TUESDAY:
6:00 – This Old Palace
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
11:00 – All In The Fatwa
12:00 – Hussein’s Heroes

WEDNESDAY:
6:00 – Best Damn Torture Show Period
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Goat
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 – Veilwatch, Wet Burka Night
11:00 – Murder She Wrote, Then We Killed Her
12:00 – The Man From U.N.S.C.O.M.

THURSDAY:
6:00 – Jackass… Recipes
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
11:00 – The Man Show with host; Saddam
12:00 – The Woman Show with host; Saddam

FRIDAY:
6:00 – Touched By A Goat
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry An Iraqi Dictator?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television
10:00 - No-Witness News
11:00 – Family Feud, Anthrax Special
12:00 – Who’s Execution Is It Anyway?

SATURDAY:
6:00 – Little House On The Mobile Scud Launcher
8:00 - Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 – Young And The Restless And The Tortured
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?
10:00 - Allah McBeal
11:00 – George Stephanopolous
12:00 – The Peoples Court
12:05 – The Peoples Court Executions

[MMcCall]

IBTL

[Dannyboy]

This is just toooo funny!

[foghornl]

ROTFLMAO ! ! ! ! !:D :D :D

[yesterdaysyouth]

9:00 - Teletalibans

i wonder exactly what that would look like.... anyone care to photochop some ideas.... :scrutiny:

10:00 – Veilwatch, Wet Burka Night
:what: .... he he he..... :what:

[standingbear]

a new pepsi-:D :D :D :D

[PerfectGlock]

Hahaha! That was funny as hell. And yes,

IBTL!

[Marshall]

OMG I have tears! ROFLMAOPIMP

:what: :D :D

[JeepDriver]

Off topic but way to funny!!!

Thanks for the laugh.

IBTL

[DAL]

Now that's humor--professional-class humor! Did you write it? Great, hilarious, and like all good satire, based in fact. Thanks for the laughs.
DAL

[CMichael]

Excellent!

[standingbear]

can anyone make a pic of what the tali-tubbies would look like,id sure love to see it.after reading the shows,i pictured the tali-tubby one with a grimaced saddam as the sun(ive watched the show with my little boy many..many times) and bearded tali-tubbies with various glowing weapons on them.living in a bunker or something.camels running around stead of rabbits?i laughed so hard,i had to go in the other room to catch my breath and clean the pop off the desk.someone has definately got a excellent sense of humor.good one!:D :neener: