What gun to use for a drunken bear?


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Sam Adams
August 19, 2004, 04:14 PM
As they say down here, "Y'all gotta see this!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5761631/

It is a story about a bear with a taste for brewskies; my question is (to keep this rib-tickler on topic): What gun would you use to stop this fellow in his tracks? Keep in mind that he's not going to be quite as sensitive to pain as before he started imbibing - how, if at all, would this affect your choice of weapon? What load to you use? Oh, and most important of all, how do you celebrate after taking him down? :D

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Cosmoline
August 19, 2004, 04:24 PM
Easy. Just give him some depth charges with porter and JD's. He'll be out cold in a few hours.

spacemanspiff
August 19, 2004, 04:29 PM
psshaaaww! our bears dont drink that 'yeast-n-stuff'! they stick to good ol alaskan amber, or when they are in a really root-n-tootin mood, a bottle of jack.

:D

Tharg
August 19, 2004, 04:42 PM
Heh - right to shoot bears or the right for bears to shoot (jack/cuervo/ect) ROFL

ACP230
August 19, 2004, 05:28 PM
I'm thinkin' a black powder "beer can mortar" shooting Bud cans full of cement would do the trick!

Justin
August 19, 2004, 05:36 PM
Wrong forum, duplicate thread.

http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=97677

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