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A little light hearted Humor. Gun related of course

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Rockrivr1, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. Rockrivr1

    Rockrivr1 Participating Member

    Dec 25, 2002
    The Deaf BookKeeper

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him
    out of ten million bucks.
    This bookkeeper is deaf.
    It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job
    in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
    be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
    missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign
    The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks
    you embezzled from me?"
    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
    10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't
    know what you are talking about."
    The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
    you're talking about."
    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
    bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if
    you don't tell him!"
    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
    briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in
    The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
    The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the

    Don't you just love lawyers?

    Just to keep it really gun related. What 9mm do you think the Godfather used and what would be his round of choice? :p
  2. entropy

    entropy Senior Member

    Feb 9, 2004
    G_d's Country, WI
    Since when does .45 inches= 9mm? :neener: Good joke, though! ;)

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