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A little OT... but it is related to Hillary

Discussion in 'Legal' started by Atticus, Feb 13, 2006.

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  1. Atticus

    Atticus Well-Known Member

    Three prominent Arkansas surgeons were playing golf
    together and
    discussing challenging
    surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, "I could be the best surgeon in
    Arkansas. A concert
    pianist once lost 7
    fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8
    months later he
    performed a private concert for
    the Queen of England."

    The second surgeon, not to be outdone, said, "That's
    nothing. A young
    man lost an arm and
    both legs in an automobile accident, I reattached
    them, and 2 years
    later he won a gold medal
    in field events in the Olympics."

    The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
    Some years back, a
    local gal got high on
    cocaine and marijuana, stole a neighbor's horse and
    rode the horse
    head-on into a freight train
    traveling 80 miles an hour! All I had left to work
    with was the gal's
    blond hair and the horses
    rear end. Today she's a prominent Senator from New
    York State."
  2. Satch

    Satch Well-Known Member

    A little

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Oh Yeh.
  3. Art Eatman

    Art Eatman Administrator Staff Member

    Even a little is too much.

    A little Hillary goes a long way, but, unfortunately, she hasn't gone far enough. Paris, Rome...Monaco...Anywhere!

    :), Art
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