Building an anti-Anti-gun logical comeback list. Please contribute

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I would put my money on:
"If guns cause murder and mayhem, then why are there never any shootings at shooting ranges???"
 
One I have heard is "(insert lame anti gun statement here) killing in Darfur."
No thats what happens when one side has all the guns and the other side has no guns.
 
If i were to actually use these, i would tone down the smartassedness

Q: Why do you need...
A: What you should be asking is why we have a right to have one.


"Only police should have guns."
Is that because crimes are mostly commited against police officers?

"Are you going to shoot me?"
That's half up to you.

"Why do you need X number of guns?"
I like to share.

"Why do you need to carry a gun?"
What does anyone need? Food, water, shelter and protection.

"Are you compensating for a small penis?"
No.

"Everything in life is a privilege including firearms."
Everything?

"Europe banned guns and their murder rate is lower than Americas."
Then Switzerland must be a paradox.

"We should have a licensing system in place like cars, that would stop incompetent people from causing further damage."
Actually, we already have that for guns, but stricter.

"Why do you need a 30 round clip?!"
What you should be asking is why we have a right to have one.

"Why would you need an AK47 and an Uzi for hunting?"
I don't hunt. Refer to the foregoing answer.

"You are nothing more than a right wing, church going inbred redneck who probably drives a pick up truck and has a shotgun rack."
So you're anti-redneck? Would it change your mind if guns were cross-cultural?

"If i start kicking your arsch, would you shoot me?"
If you knew that some folks carry guns, would you be attacking whomever you wanted?
 
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