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copy of an e-mail i recieved....

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by flrfh213, Jul 7, 2009.

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  1. flrfh213

    flrfh213 Well-Known Member

    Posted to Craig's List Personals:

    To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in
    Downtown Savannah night before last.
    Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST

    I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I
    hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend.
    You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

    I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.
    I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after
    you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that
    evening, and it wasn't that cold outside.

    You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45A
    CP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster
    for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh?

    It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at
    your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun
    walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge
    flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you
    also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I
    couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try
    to mug us again.

    I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma"
    as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your
    situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas
    station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy
    with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
    I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go
    Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.

    I threw the wallet
    in a fancy pink pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the
    windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side. I called a
    bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. They'll be on your
    bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Ma Bell just shut down
    the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so
    I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't
    permanently cut off your service.

    I could only get in two threatening phone calls to the D A 's office and
    one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a
    long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

    I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you
    walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your
    choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky..

    - Alex

    P.S. Remember this motto...... an armed society is a polite society!
  2. Larry Ashcraft

    Larry Ashcraft Moderator Staff Member

    Ths has been posted dozens of times.
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