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FireQuest Exotic 12 Gauge ammo - Mall Ninja Alert!

Discussion in 'Shotguns' started by Navy_Guns, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. Navy_Guns

    Navy_Guns Well-Known Member


    You HAVE to check out this site - They sent me a catalog in the mail and the descriptions of their "Exotic" 12 gauge ammo has me seriously cracking up... I think whoever wrote these must have been the head Mall Ninja.

    12 GA. Terminator-X
    The lethality contained within the hollow core slug of our terminator 12 GA. almost can't be advertised. Upon impact, This slug mushrooms and expands to nearly 2 inches, stopping the slug from totally penetrating your objective. This rapid expansion forces the dozen of tiny pellets to spread through your objective like a cancerous disease, opening an area at the impact point equal to a softball! The cavity created has the shock effect of 95%! That means only 5% of any living being could survive this kind of hit.2 3/4 round. $14.99 for 3 rounds.

    Cancerous disease? Holy crap - last I checked it can take months to die from cancer. I'd hope my 12 gauge would be more effective than that...

    12 GA. Flechette Shot Shells
    A Flechette is a small dart shaped projectile, that is clustered in an explosive warhead, dropped in a missile from an airplane or fired from a hand held weapon. One unique application of this 1 1/2" Flechette was to load these in a 12 GA. shotgun for taking out snipers hiding in thick brush or trees. Due to the penetration of these projectiles, tree limbs and brush would not disperse the darts. Even if some were dispersed, this would still have an all-covering pattern within a tree or brush. Generally 20 of these darts are placed in each 12 GA. shell. Also known as "Satan's Toothpicks" $16.99 for 3 rounds.

    If you are a sniper and you suck so bad that a Mall Ninja toting a 12 gauge loaded up with this crap can sneak up on you and shoot you, you deserve to die...

    12 GA. "Piranha"
    This 12 gauge round contains dozens of razor sharp steel tacks that blast out at high velocity which virtually guarantees that there will no response from the perpetrator. Each round is buffed with #12 shot thus creating a double shock to the wound area. Absolutely will not harm your shotgun. To be used no closer than 10 feet and no further than 50 feet. $14.99 for 3 rounds.

    "Excuse me Mister Perpetrator, but the instructions on my "Piranha" bullets says you can't be any closer than 10 feet, so would you mind backing up into "double shock to the wound area" range?...
  2. Anteater1717

    Anteater1717 Well-Known Member

    Yet none of them work nearly as well as double ought.
  3. trueblue1776

    trueblue1776 Well-Known Member

    And it appears they were named by an elderly Chinese woman.
  4. Okiecruffler

    Okiecruffler Well-Known Member

    OMG, that was the funniest thing I've read all week.
  5. sm

    sm member


    Not sure a Hickory Axe handle "upside da head" would knock any sense into folks that are Figments of Imaginations and Have Marketing Degrees from Horse-Manure University.

    I'm willing to volunteer , all in the name of Research of course.

    Use Enough Axe Handle.
  6. 41magsnub

    41magsnub Well-Known Member

    I want to try the confetti ammo! I wonder how many rounds I could get off over a parade before the cops shoot me?
  7. 41magsnub

    41magsnub Well-Known Member

  8. Blah, just another site selling the same novelty crap that's been floating around for years.

    I am curious to pattern the "Rhodesian Jungle" stuff, but not curious enough to spend $5+ a shell.
  9. alucard0822

    alucard0822 Well-Known Member

    The flame thrower and bird bomb rounds are high priced fun, but glad I tried them in a broken NEF 12ga probably worth less than the shells, the flame thrower rounds throw about a 20' fireball that is probably powdered magnesium, definitely not safe for your barrel.

    And the revenge in a bottle, I think they are a collection of tapwater from various mexican bars.:evil:
  10. Dope

    Dope Well-Known Member

    *gets on phone and starts ordering*

  11. PercyShelley

    PercyShelley Well-Known Member

    They have confetti rounds.

    Is it tactical confetti?

    (that means the confetti is black)
  12. kurtmax

    kurtmax Well-Known Member

    Wow... just wow. Since when has 00 buck not been good at killing things? I'd also think that flechettes would get deflected more than shot/bullets by bushes since they could be knocked off balance easier.
  13. 2RCO

    2RCO Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't suggest confetti ammo for HD.
  14. Okiecruffler

    Okiecruffler Well-Known Member

  15. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Well-Known Member

    Navy Guns, thanks! This gave me a good laugh this morning!
  16. trueblue1776

    trueblue1776 Well-Known Member

    They also have SS109 for a buck a piece, advertised as AP, of course.
    This site is the most retarded funny thing I've seen in a while.

    So Magnesium's atomic number is 12? SA-WEET!
  17. Navy_Guns

    Navy_Guns Well-Known Member

    kurtmax - Oh, but they DO sell 00 shells, except they call them...

    12 Gauge "Triple Decker"
    These 12 gauge shells are loaded with nine large bead balls (three sets of three) stacked on top of each other. They pack a punch EXTREMELY heavier than the standard 12 gauge and the results are exciting to see, hear, feel and completely devastating. If impact is what you want, then the Triple Decker is what you need. Comes three shells to a package. 23/4 round

    Price, only $16.99 for three shells!

    Good to know that the results are exciting to feel... I bet I'd be excited about getting shot with 00 buck, er... "Triple Decker".
  18. JG2000

    JG2000 Well-Known Member

    So what do they recommend for Dove? I'm thinking the Fireball or the Confetti. My poor hunting buddies have no idea what there in for :)
  19. foghornl

    foghornl Well-Known Member

    Novelty Rounds like these are exactly that...Novelties, with no serious purpose. {Although I do remember a thread here from "Preacherman" about a home invasion stopped with a 'Dragons Breath' round}

    Fun? ? Oh yeah....but no real serious use, except perhaps the "Screamers" and "Bird Bombs" for pest clearance from runways, maybe.
  20. CWL

    CWL Well-Known Member

    Gotta bookmark this site for future laughs.

    Just looked in the "survival items", they're selling Doans magnesium starters (mebbe $5) ON SALE for $17.99 from regular price of $24.99!

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