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German woman murdered with an "assault sausage"

Discussion in 'Legal' started by progunner1957, Jun 10, 2006.

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  1. progunner1957

    progunner1957 member

    A German man has apparently murdered a woman with an "assault sausage." Clearly, these sausages serve but one purpose - the killing of human beings - and have no place in a civilized society.

    The sausage in question - a Bockwurst - is the sausage of choice for thugs, criminals and murders throughout Germany. Tens of thousands of innocents are murdered every year by cold-blooded sausage weilding criminals.

    Rebecca Peters, head of the United Nations IANSA program, says the UN small arms conference has been studying Bockwurst assaults for some time. She is adamant that these assault sausages must be banned on a global scale to save other women from being sausaged to death.

    We must outlaw the possession and use of these sausages of mass destruction.

    We must do it... For the children!

    Link: http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/new...01_L09361042_RTRUKOC_0_UK-GERMANY-SAUSAGE.xml
  2. Warren

    Warren Well-Known Member

    You've made a point, sure. But does the brutal murder of an innocent woman merit a big grin smilie?
  3. progunner1957

    progunner1957 member

    The murder of the woman in the story is not what the smiley is about. I apologize if you thought otherwise.

    Smiley removed.
  4. Preacherman

    Preacherman Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but I don't think this one's THR material.
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