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God's Guns

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by kennyboy, Mar 3, 2006.

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  1. kennyboy

    kennyboy Well-Known Member

    I was wondering, what guns would God use?
  2. shotgunner

    shotgunner member

  3. Werewolf

    Werewolf Well-Known Member

    His finger.

    He points it and a 10,000,000 volt, 10,000,000 amp lightning bolt blasts forth when he is displeased... AND FREAKING VAPORIZES WHAT EVER IT HITS!

  4. meef

    meef Well-Known Member

    Now here's a worthwhile thread.........:rolleyes:
  5. Dave R

    Dave R Well-Known Member

    I'm pretty sure He shoots a 1911 handgun, a Browning Superposed for trap, and a Winchester 1894 for long gun. That what he had John Moses Browning build for him, anway. :D
  6. Chipperman

    Chipperman Well-Known Member

    OK, I'm impressed. We've had three replies already, without anyone saying "1911" or "Glock". :neener:
  7. grimlock

    grimlock Well-Known Member

    HA! 1911 sneaks in by a nose.
  8. Richard.Howe

    Richard.Howe Well-Known Member

    I predict threadlock in 30 posts.

  9. Werewolf

    Werewolf Well-Known Member

    Which GOD?

    The Judeao-Christian God? Being a GOD of Love and Peace he prefers to let others do his dirty work. He's been known to send a few bears on occasion to take care of those who blaspheme.

    Zeus - lightning bolts

    Allah - another one partial to letting others do his dirty work but can wield fire when necessary.

    Thor - likes a big hammer

    Odin - uses Thor

    Satan - fire or sends a demon

    Central and South American Indian Gods were quite fond of snakes...

    On the other hand I imagine that any god being a god could pretty much wield what ever the hell he/she wanted to wield. :eek:
  10. rero360

    rero360 Well-Known Member

    hmm... according to the family guy, he likes a bolt action rifle (possibly a remington 700) scoped with a laser. :neener: personally, I think the AC-130 is pretty close to wrath of god, sees all and deliver blindingly accurate, over powering firepower. :evil: short of an A bomb
  11. Justin

    Justin Moderator Staff Member

    This thread is beyond silly.

    You all know this, right?
  12. 50.

    50. Member

    Are you people crazy he uses a 50 cal bmg with depleted uranium rounds...:evil: .
  13. Pafrmu

    Pafrmu Well-Known Member

    I always thought God carried a sword.

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  15. 'Card

    'Card Well-Known Member

    I don't know what gun God would use, but I know when his son needed to run some moneychangers out of a temple he didn't use a gun at all. My man grabbed a stick and commenced to whackin' some heads.
  16. Big_R

    Big_R Well-Known Member

  17. hillbilly

    hillbilly Well-Known Member

    God would have absolutely no use for any gun.

    He would, of course, merely lay His hand upon somebody named "Moses" and pass on all the gun knowledge required by mere mortals to that most faithful servant.

    I'll give you a hint.

    The names "John" and "Browning" are somewhere around the middle name of Moses.

  18. gezzer

    gezzer Well-Known Member

    Not sure what the Man carries but I know what his Son carries.

  19. gezzer

    gezzer Well-Known Member

  20. Don't Tread On Me

    Don't Tread On Me Well-Known Member

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