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Gun Oxymorons: GO!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by BerettaNut92, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. BerettaNut92

    BerettaNut92 Well-Known Member

    I submit:

    1. Beretta 92 Compact

    2. Skunkabilly Tactical
    3. Sig 1911
    4. Kimber Custom
    5. Steyr Scout .223
  2. 45R

    45R Well-Known Member

    Glock Perfection......... :neener:
  3. The Grand Inquisitor

    The Grand Inquisitor Well-Known Member

    1911 Reliability
  4. runswithscissors

    runswithscissors Well-Known Member

    State of the art polymer ==== plastic
  5. Cesiumsponge

    Cesiumsponge Well-Known Member

    California-legal assault rifles
  6. earthworm

    earthworm Well-Known Member

    That everyone has an uncle who was a Marine sniper because no matter what
    gun you own half the people you talk to about it's "Uncle Charlie had one &"
    (a) "couldn't hit the side of a barn if he was inside the barn with his",
    (b) "could hit hummingbirds on the wing at 50 yards with his".
    I guess technically this isn't an oxymoron but I find it amusing.

    Non-gun Oxymorons:
    Common sense. Common courtsey. Liberal.

    Gross Obsenities
    Responsibility.Work Ethic.

    Pardon my getting offtopic & ranting.
  7. yorec

    yorec Well-Known Member

    Hi Powers - they're originally 9mms for crying out loud! ;)
  8. Zach S

    Zach S Well-Known Member

    USP Compact.
  9. mhdishere

    mhdishere Well-Known Member

    Semiautomatic assault rifle

    Or better yet:
    Semiautomatic machine gun :confused:
  10. Onmilo

    Onmilo Well-Known Member

    who wants anything heavy while on duty?????
  11. BigG

    BigG Well-Known Member

    I like yorec's answer: Browning High Power :neener:
  12. Fastlane

    Fastlane Well-Known Member

    Revolver= 6 for sure..
  13. TechBrute

    TechBrute Well-Known Member

    Police marksman :evil:
  14. Husker1911

    Husker1911 Well-Known Member

    German sidearm taken from an OFFICER:

    The Nazi army must have had 25 officers for every grunt!
  15. critter

    critter Well-Known Member

    "Common sense" as applied to gun control laws. (ie: common sense is not so common.)
  16. CentralTexas

    CentralTexas Well-Known Member

    How about

    NRA=Second Amendment Defenders
  17. DelayedReaction

    DelayedReaction Well-Known Member

    Beltway Sniper
  18. dolanp

    dolanp Well-Known Member

    .45 stopping power ;)
  19. only1asterisk

    only1asterisk member

    Hypervelocity .22!
  20. HighVelocity

    HighVelocity Well-Known Member

    Lead Free Ammo

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