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Help! My guns keep multiplying!!!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by elano, May 25, 2011.

  1. elano

    elano Well-Known Member

    Over the past years I've bought and sold a gun or two usually just keeping 1 shotgun and 1 pistol at a time. Now all of a sudden over the past year they've started multiplying now I'm double digits! I'm almost embarassed to tell my gf when I buy anOther one. Did the same thing happen to y'all?
    Last edited: May 25, 2011
  2. makarovnik

    makarovnik Well-Known Member

    If you keep them separated they won't multiply.

    I don't sell perfectly good guns... I buy them. Also, someday the ATF may ask you to show them where all the guns went.
  3. Ian

    Ian Well-Known Member

    You've got nothing to be concerned about until you hit triple or quadruple digits. :D
  4. M-Cameron

    M-Cameron member

    OH NO!.....didnt they warn you about this.....

    Please tell me you didnt get them wet, or loaded them after midnight!...
  5. Jonah71

    Jonah71 Well-Known Member

    I thought that I had quit for good when I sold my guns in the 80's. But no matter how much I wanted out......they just kept pulling me back in......Now I'm in the double digits again. And the prices......!!!
  6. mcofboise

    mcofboise Well-Known Member

    You can send any litter over-runs to me. I provide a quality foster home for wayward firearms and can help you to avoid that "hoarder" stigma. :evil:
  7. BP Hunter

    BP Hunter Well-Known Member

    Now I understand why women have so many different pairs of shoes...It's an addiction!
  8. ZCORR Jay

    ZCORR Jay Well-Known Member

    I tried putting trigger locks on but they're still multiplying like rabbits.

    BP Hunter,
    I tell my girlfriend every time she comes home with new shoes I'm coming home with a new rifle or at least can of ammo.
  9. Hondo 60

    Hondo 60 Well-Known Member

    Don't worry my friend!
    It's happened to the best (and worst) of us - me included.

    I'm up to 13 handguns, 3 rifles & 5 shotguns.
    There's still 3 more handguns I'd like, maybe I'll have to trade a couple in order to get more.

    Seriously, is there a limit as to how many we can have?
  10. Hardware

    Hardware Well-Known Member

    Just wait until you get bitten by the old S&W revolver bug. Hooboy! Are your guns gonna multiply!
  11. Magoo

    Magoo Well-Known Member

    Why oh why can I not find a pic of a barrel muzzle with a condom on it?!? :banghead:

    weak google-foo leading to yet another missed opportunity for the perfect answer.
  12. Nushif

    Nushif Well-Known Member

    Stuff them all in expensive leather and wear them out with tons of ammo! It's the only way to stop the epidemic!
  13. M-Cameron

    M-Cameron member

    you have much to learn young padawon.......


    <5 seconds with google to find pic
  14. c33m0n3y

    c33m0n3y New Member

    Just go and get yourself a C&R FFL. Then you're not an addict anymore. You're a "collector." And you'll giggle like an imbecile when UPS starts delivering Walthers, Mosins, Mausers and Garands straight to your doorstep.
    I've been averaging about a new toy a month for the past year or so. And I'm actually exercising self-control!
  15. YukonCharlie

    YukonCharlie Member

    Everytime there is a threat to the second amendment I buy at least 2 guns I have to have... and I am not kidding.
  16. medalguy

    medalguy Well-Known Member

    I feel your pain. I have always heard that one should use protection when engaging in risky behavior (like buying guns) so I started using gun socks but that doesn't work either. Could be the space between the knitting? Maybe long plastic bags might do it? Sorry guys none of these pups are available for adoption. :neener:
  17. 12131

    12131 Well-Known Member

    Help? You are completely normal. We can't help normal.:evil:
  18. yhtomit

    yhtomit Well-Known Member

    Every time I don't buy cigarettes, I mentally put some of the money thus saved into the gun kitty.

    Good thing I don't smoke!

  19. wrench

    wrench Well-Known Member

    You don't need help, you need congratulations!:D
  20. Heretic

    Heretic Well-Known Member

    Ditto to the last post.

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