1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Madonna Says No Hunting

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by sm, Jan 1, 2003.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. sm

    sm member

    Well, we don't have the "'fickle finger of fate" smilie here at THR, can I instead just submit this and apply a case # ? Being as I'm not PC, and I watch my language on THR...I'll just post this...go have a smoke...scratch my head.


    Madonna Says No Hunting
    December 30, 2002
    Madonna has banned hunting from her country estate because she's worried the souls of dead birds will return to haunt her.

    The pop queen has had a dramatic change of heart about animal rights, having previously worn fur coats and enjoyed country pursuits such as shooting game birds.

    The Material Girl's decision is said to have been influenced by her belief in the teachings of the Jewish mystical tradition Kabbalah.

    Some Kabbalah followers believe in the evolutionary progress of the soul through reincarnation - and Madonna is now reported to have decided that every bird she shoots will lead to retribution for her in the next life.

    According to British newspaper The Mail On Sunday, the True Blue singer has told husband Guy Ritchie that there will no longer be any hunting on their Ashcombe estate in Wiltshire, England.

    The move is said to have caused friction between Madonna and Guy, a devoted huntsman since an early age.

    A friend of the Snatch director says, "Guy thinks it's ridiculous. He loves Ashcombe and is very proud of the shoot there. He thinks it's mad to own such a beautiful estate and not be allowed to shoot there".

    "But it's Madonna's place - it was her money that bought it - so what she says goes."
  2. 4v50 Gary

    4v50 Gary Moderator Staff Member

    Not much for music, not much for thinking. Unfortunately, the younger generation may be influenced by her. :(
  3. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    I doubt it - she's "old news". Even her last couple movies failed miserably at the box office.
  4. Rangerover

    Rangerover Well-Known Member

    May the ghosts of a thousand birds infest her empty head.

  5. AnklePocket

    AnklePocket Guest

    That's weird because I was just saying "no Madonna".:eek:
  6. Redlg155

    Redlg155 Well-Known Member

    Ok..that's nice. So pass the damn peas lady.

    Or at least that's what I would have said if I were married to the wench.:p

    She bans hunting from her private estate where only the affluent will ever have the chance to shoot a pheasant, much less own a gun.

    No great loss.

    Good Shooting
  7. Nathaniel Firethorn

    Nathaniel Firethorn Well-Known Member

    I was going to write a lot more, but one word sums it all up so well.


    - pdmoderator
  8. Baba Louie

    Baba Louie Well-Known Member

    Honey, wake up! I had a nightmare about millions of pheasants coming after me. Screeching and Caaawwkking something awful.
    Oh god, the poor miserable little souls.

    Some peoples kids. Worrying about the soul of deceased gamefowl after the rest of her exemplary lifestyle.

    Sheesh. How touching.

  9. Ed Brunner

    Ed Brunner Well-Known Member

    As Johnnie Carson might have said...

    May the birds of Kabbalah fly up her...
    I can't pull it off. I'm just no Jonnnie Carson.:evil:
  10. hansolo

    hansolo Member In Memoriam

    Not a Jew

    Dear Madonna,

    You are not a Jew. I am. You are not welcome to my religion.


    With all your $$$$s, though, I could be bribed; just "lose" the screaming bird BS:evil:
  11. Preacherman

    Preacherman Well-Known Member


    Redlg155, that is a CLASSIC "snappy response to stupid utterance" line!
  12. Madonna is over 40yo now, definately "old news" to the youth market. It has been almost 20yrs ago that she came out with her first big hit "Like a Virgin".
    Last edited: Jan 1, 2003
  13. 2dogs

    2dogs Well-Known Member

    Used up as a singer.

    No luck as an actress.

    Didn't fly as porn queen.

    So now she wants to go the Shirley McClaine spiritual route.

    Why do these people, much like the Klintons, never go away. Why do we listen to any syllable they utter.

    And now Michael Jackson wants to start a new children's charity.

    Maybe for babies who fall off of tall buildings.

    Bread and circuses, all.:neener:
  14. Gewehr98

    Gewehr98 Well-Known Member

    She banned hunting of animals on her estate..

    She probably didn't want anybody to eliminate another venue of her experimental sexuality. :uhoh:
  15. Drjones

    Drjones member

    She is a great entertainer, and I really do love her music.

    That is about where my regard for celebrities end. Most all of them are really pretty nutty...

    OTOH, I do not agree with hunting just for the "fun" of it. Is Guy planning on eating those birdies, or just shootin' em for kicks?
  16. Lone_Gunman

    Lone_Gunman Well-Known Member

    Her money, her land, her opinion.

    I have no problem with it, but dont really understand why someone thought this was "news".
  17. Ninj500

    Ninj500 Well-Known Member

    I for one will never hunt again. IMHO if everyone followed the teachings of such enlightened individuals as Madonna, Barbara Steisand (sp?) and the other superior lifeforms from Hollywood, the world would clearly be a better place. :rolleyes:
  18. waterdog

    waterdog Well-Known Member

    Maybe she just came to realize, that the male pheasant is called a cock, and we all know how she feels about them.

  19. PATH

    PATH Well-Known Member

    What a moron! I guess she has finally lost it. She is washed up as an entertainer so I guess she is trying to find her true self.
    :rolleyes: :D :D :D
  20. Fed168

    Fed168 Well-Known Member

    Put her in the ring with Bullet Tooth Tony or Mickey.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page