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Mall ninjaish video!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Eightball, Aug 16, 2005.

  1. Eightball

    Eightball Well-Known Member

    This video is for all who think that "tacti-cool" looking things and becoming the ultimate "mall ninja" would make you look cool in everyday life. That, and it's good for a few laughs. He's not exactly packing anything, but it's humerous nonetheless. Enjoy!

    Mall Ninja in public
  2. VARifleman

    VARifleman Well-Known Member

    He's lucky that none of the other people were packing. Quite a few times it seems that those he startled in the video were in fear of their life...
  3. Cacique500

    Cacique500 Well-Known Member

    He's DAMN lucky nobody was carrying...I would've had him on the ground at gunpoint...
  4. GunGoBoom

    GunGoBoom member

    nevertheless, some really really funny shizzle. :D
  5. SkunkApe

    SkunkApe Well-Known Member

    That was really funny! And lighten up, you itchy-trigger-finger guys. You can't shoot a guys just because he startles you.

    By the way, I recognized themusic. Its from The Last of the Mohicans movie soundtrack.

    CARRY'IN member

    That was great, thanks!
  7. NeveraVictimAgain

    NeveraVictimAgain Well-Known Member

  8. Greg L

    Greg L Well-Known Member

    The biker was quite nice :barf:

    (that's not puke, that's my tongue :evil: )
  9. mattw

    mattw Well-Known Member

    I call BS. Just because you see someone running around in a ninja suit doing cartwheels out of bushes doesn't mean you get to pretend like you are hard.
  10. Eightball

    Eightball Well-Known Member

    ROTF :D !
  11. The Drew

    The Drew Well-Known Member

    No but if some moron in a black suit with a mask on jumps out of a tree in front of me and starts charging me... The amount of time that you have to decide that it is just a moron VS. a real threat make it almost impossible to distinguish....

    I'd have at least drawn on the guy...
  12. Agent P

    Agent P Well-Known Member

    I laughed so hard at that! Just what I needed, thanks! :D
  13. mattw

    mattw Well-Known Member

    Don't draw unless you're going to fire. All CCWers should know that or you shouldn't have a liscense.

    You should've noticed him in the tree before you got close and walked out of his way. :p
  14. GT

    GT Well-Known Member

    yeah, the chick on the bike was the only one packing

  15. Taurus 66

    Taurus 66 Well-Known Member

    That is if he had been whipping around nunchakus or some other martial art weapon, right? I mean ... you aren't going to just have an unarmed man staring down the business end, are you?
  16. Cesiumsponge

    Cesiumsponge Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but he popped up right in front of you. If it was hostile intent, it'd be way too late and he'd have beaten you senseless with foam-covered practice nunchuku.

    If someone was running towards you, you'd have to draw while the individual is still ~20 feet away minimum just to break even and have your gun ready to go and pointed by the time he is point blank with you. That's assuming you practiced extensively beforehand and don't fumble the motions when your fine motor skills are diminished in your body's fight-or-flight mode.

    It was a hilarious vid, thanks for sharing :D
  17. BamBam-31

    BamBam-31 Well-Known Member

    I remember back in junior high, my cousin brought my sister and me to a Halloween haunted house. Knowing that I was there to get scared and startled, nevertheless, when the first guy wearing a Freddy mask popped out and yelled at me, I clocked him right in the nose. It was total reflex, and I felt really, really crappy about it immediately afterwards, but it really was complete reflex.

    The same guy jumped out and tried to scare me again later, and when he saw it was me, he was the one that got scared and retreated back into his hidey-hole. Poor guy.

    If this guy jumped out at me when I'm walking with my wife and newborn in public, I wouldn't be surprised if I took him down. Dunno if I'd pull a gun on him (assuming I'm packing), but a takedown is definitely not out of the question. Might be good footage, too.
  18. Estela216

    Estela216 Well-Known Member

    reminds me of something from realultimatepower.net or .com. What ever happened to that website with "ninjas that flip out and kill everyone?" I can't tell all of you how long I procrastinated in college on that website when I should have been researching online.
  19. roscoe

    roscoe Well-Known Member

    You can't take this guy down - HE'S A NINJA!!!!
  20. P95loser

    P95loser Well-Known Member

    two things...

    1.whoever his cameraman was apparently decided the chick on the bike (or more specifically, her assimus maximus) was worth filming more than the ninja running around. :evil:

    2. That guy actually did some cool stuff, his website sais he is a choreographer... wonder if any of it is practical or its just that movie style that looks pretty.

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