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MMM Got joked so bad :)

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by runswithscissors, Apr 10, 2005.

  1. runswithscissors

    runswithscissors Well-Known Member

    If you need a good belly-laugh, read-on.

    Member Bruce Jackson (who must have had the nickname "bad-boy Bruce"
    in school) sent the following email to the email address on the MMM
    website regarding their fanny pack that is on sale:


    Dear MMs,

    I have a couple of questions regarding your closeout fanny pack:

    Is there any velcro or cloth-like material on the inside where a
    pocket style holster can be mounted?

    How large is it? Will it hold a H&K USP? A Glock 27? or just a
    little Kel-Tec?

    Thanks for your help and keep up the fine work.

    Bruce Jackson

    P.S. B.T.W. I am confused, has the membership ever been a million?


    THIS is what he got back:


    To the best of my knowledge, the fanny pack is not designed for
    firearm carry. That being said, I just received a customer email
    stating what a great fanny pack it is and how it is perfect for
    carrying his gun. So I guess I works fine for that purpose.
    Unfortunately, I do not know what size gun would fit.

    Michael Hoover

    Michael Hoover
    703-442-0170 x229


    Obviously the items are sold through a contractor, but I still love
    the response ;-) I wonder who the other person was who said their's
    worked fine for carrying a gun?

    Another score for VCDL :neener:
  2. ZeroX

    ZeroX Well-Known Member

  3. ksnecktieman

    ksnecktieman Well-Known Member

    That would be great camoflage :)
  4. c_yeager

    c_yeager Well-Known Member

    You might wanna check out the domain for that return email address before you get too happy about goofing the MMM.


    I suppose its possible that this is the supplier for the MMM bags, but I somehow doubt it. I am not at all suprised at the authors stress-free comments regarding firearms. I bet a LOT of his customers are quite comfortable around them ;)

    *note: I was unable to find this address anywhere on the MMM page, actually I couldnt find any direct email address on their page, only a comment form. They probably got tired of being spammed by all of us :evil:
  5. Greg L

    Greg L Well-Known Member

    Check your state laws first before carrying in that though.

    You might get in trouble for hunting over bait :evil: .
  6. yesterdaysyouth

    yesterdaysyouth Well-Known Member

    now that's funny right there... :D
  7. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

    Now, there's a semi-definite statement of non-purpose.
  8. clipse

    clipse Well-Known Member

    HEY THAT WAS ME. I sent them that email and that picture of my P-01 in the fanny pack. :D They never emailed me back though. :D I started a thread here about that email that I sent them, now I just gotta find it. I may have posted it in the roundtable forum. though.

    Edited to add: Ahhh, I found it. http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=120016

    BTW, Thanks, Xerox, for posting my picture. It would be curtious to give credit though.

  9. sturmruger

    sturmruger Well-Known Member

    Thanks Clipse for the great visual!!
  10. Sean Cloherty

    Sean Cloherty Well-Known Member

    So where do I order?

    Would a Glock 30 fit?
  11. jefnvk

    jefnvk Well-Known Member

    I dunno, I think some of you are enticing others to come after you. After all, who would expect someone with a MMM fanny pack to be armed :neener:
  12. Flyboy

    Flyboy Well-Known Member

    Looks like they also make a range bag.

    And, if you look at their closeout section, you'll see Sarah Brady's book, overpriced at $.99 (and probably still not moving).
  13. dasmi

    dasmi Well-Known Member

    Nice range bag!!
    I might just have to pick one up to carry my evil concealable assault handcannon in.
  14. Harry Tuttle

    Harry Tuttle Well-Known Member

    Mothersday is next month and theres been no MMM chatter about a rally

    they did finally post pix from last years ball
  15. trickyasafox

    trickyasafox Well-Known Member

    hey clipse can you repost your pic of your ruger in the mmm bag? i got a hoot outta that one
  16. clipse

    clipse Well-Known Member


    Here ya go. :D

  17. ZeroX

    ZeroX Well-Known Member

    I had it saved and couldn't find the topic. :uhoh:
  18. BluesBear

    BluesBear member

    Sarah's book is only 99¢ when bought in bulk.
    unlike most forms of manure which is sold by the pound.

    and a complete absence of self-pity. :fire: What else does this woman have? Other than an overinflated image of self importance.

    I think we all should buy all of the remaining books. I'm sure at 99¢ they are losing money on them. As long as they're for sale they might actually find some chump to pay $5 for one.
    Who knows they might actually spend even more money and have the thing reprinted. :evil:

    They could be bundled and used for penetration tests.

    Instead of bragging that a certain bullet was able to penetrate X number of inches of Ballistic Gelatin you could say it was able to penetrate X number of pages of Bombastic Bu!!$h¡t.
  19. mbs357

    mbs357 Well-Known Member

    Someone should write up an email.
    "I would like to buy bulk your book for use at my gun shop, are there greater discounts for more bought at once?"

    "What do you want them for?"

    "Penetration tests."

    That'd be fun. >_>
  20. orionengnr

    orionengnr Well-Known Member

    here is their email address

    please send a care package!


    I just emailed and told them I'd like to purchase all remaining copies of Sara Brady's book...to be given as gag:barf: gifts...

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