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My min-pin is anti-gun!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by PlayboyPenguin, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. Since I added my new gun safe to my garage my miniature pinscher (Sam), who stays in there at night, has made a point to urinate on the safe at least once a day. I wonder where he learned these leftist values? He must be listening to NPR when i am not home. :D
  2. scout26

    scout26 Well-Known Member

    Make the dog sleep in the safe, he won't pee where he lives.
  3. Sindawe

    Sindawe Well-Known Member

    You're not understanding his message PP. The dog is not anti, but very PRO-GUN. He's marking the safe and its contents as HIS! Don't you speak canine?
  4. MudPuppy

    MudPuppy Well-Known Member

    lol--you nailed it. That dog LOVES guns!!
  5. Well, I hate to break it to his furry, red, litte a$$ but unless he can cough up the money it has cost me to try and rebuild my collection he is out of luck. :)
  6. joebogey

    joebogey Well-Known Member

    Try a few moth balls scattered around the safe.
    Some dogs will avoid them and some pay no attention to them.
  7. Hook686

    Hook686 Well-Known Member

    Why not just shoot the damn dog, and get it over with ... such disrespect ought not go unpunished. :evil:
  8. ldivinag

    ldivinag New Member

    maybe it's the smell of hoppes #9?????? ;)
  9. Pafrmu

    Pafrmu Well-Known Member

    A mini-pin? Why not get the "real thing"? :)
  10. Preacherman

    Preacherman Well-Known Member

    Do be careful, or he'll be the urination of you...

  11. Zen21Tao

    Zen21Tao Well-Known Member

    Maybe you should pee on the gun safe yourself to let him know you are the real alpha male. :D
  12. pcf

    pcf Well-Known Member

    If you'd quit petting the safe and spending every waking moment with it, the dog nor the wife would be so jealous.
  13. Libertyteeth

    Libertyteeth Well-Known Member

    Wrap the safe with an electric fence wire (controlled by a switch, a dimmer switch, maybe).

    I've heard of guys who peed on an electric fence, on a dare maybe or just general stupidity. They only do it once. :evil:
  14. HerrWolfe

    HerrWolfe Well-Known Member

    He did it just to see what you would do. Now, you just have to nail some dog nuts (two should do it) to the safe to ward off any future thoughts!
  15. Stickjockey

    Stickjockey Well-Known Member


    MICHAEL T Well-Known Member

    He is telling you to buy a better class of guns.
  17. gudel

    gudel Well-Known Member

    I'd buy a real dog instead of a toy dog :D
  18. AStone

    AStone Well-Known Member

    Oh, crap.

    Now, how do I clean all this beer splatter off my keyboard? :D

    Couldn't help but notice that, at the time that I read that post, his post count was 11,666.

    {In his defense, he'd made several more posts since that one.
    Learned that from checking "Find more posts by Preacherman.}

    Clearly, the devil made him do it. :evil:

    OK, everyone, we roll out at 5 AM for humor training. :rolleyes:

    Last edited: Mar 2, 2006
  19. Hardware

    Hardware Well-Known Member

    Duh! It's a concealability issue! The min-pin is his backup dog.

    You are so not tacticool.

  20. LynnMassGuy

    LynnMassGuy Well-Known Member

    He pees on your safe because he doesn't have a middle finger.:neener:

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