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New Security system... What to call it?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by daehawc, Dec 23, 2007.

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  1. daehawc

    daehawc Well-Known Member

    So I "upgraded" my home security system with an 8 week old American Bulldog. Unfortunately he hasn't been named yet. I liked the thread with gun related dog names so I thought I'd get some advice for my little killer. I was leaning toward Cooper but the girlfriend doesn't seem all that excited about it and he's technically "our" dog.
  2. Eric F

    Eric F Well-Known Member

    Dirty Hary had a dog called Meat Head I think. Cant get much more gun related than that I guess
  3. Walkalong

    Walkalong Moderator

    Just let your GF name him. It will be easier, trust me. I wife and several animals. She nixed my name for our Pit. Why did I bother, I know better. :scrutiny:
  4. bcp

    bcp Well-Known Member

  5. Souris

    Souris Well-Known Member

  6. Mr White

    Mr White Well-Known Member

    Not gun related but I vote for either Sh1+head or Snots.
  7. 4v50 Gary

    4v50 Gary Moderator Staff Member

    FiFi. Imagine some not so nice person's reaction when you call "Fifi?" They'll expect some effete French poodle.
  8. sharkhunter2018

    sharkhunter2018 Well-Known Member

    Name him Winston and get a spiked collar:D. Ours isn't much good for security. All he does is eat, sleep and ****... literally. To give you an idea of just how lazy he is, his previous home went up in flames. He never even twitched and a firefighter had to carry him out.
  9. Red Dragon

    Red Dragon Well-Known Member

    name him "kitty". That way when you call for the dog you can say "here kitty kitty kitty!" and then a fugly little bulldog comes running up. :D
  10. armoredman

    armoredman Well-Known Member

    My wife says go with Charter, and please post a pic. We have a cat named Mikhail Kalishnikov...
  11. chipperi

    chipperi Well-Known Member

    *totally inappropriate post removed.*

  12. ZeSpectre

    ZeSpectre Well-Known Member

    Name him "Jesus"... I still love this joke!

    Seriously though, I think Charter is great too!
  13. rc135

    rc135 Well-Known Member


    Charter's good, as is Meatball...
  14. scout26

    scout26 Well-Known Member


    The Purina Diet joke is even better......:D
  15. Frightener 88

    Frightener 88 Well-Known Member

    To red dragon...

    Perhaps you are thinking of an english bulldog. Not much small about the american bulldogs...kinda like a bigger pitbull.
  16. Ultrachimp

    Ultrachimp Well-Known Member

    Fifi perhaps?

    Or Pig. Just Pig.

    Kitty will work too... :neener:
  17. offroaddiver

    offroaddiver Well-Known Member

    rimmmy (short for rimfire)


    but i also like the think one thing but get another...
    i'd laugh my butt off with shortmag, varmit, fifi or other girly names

    taurus would be kinda neat... since he is a BULL dog
  18. arflattop

    arflattop Well-Known Member

    How about Beretta? Then you could link to TV Shows and Guns. Chipperi, I grew up in the Northern VA and had a friend living in downtown DC with a pet raccoon. Called him 'coon. Not a good name for downtown DC in 1965......!!
  19. worthirt_99

    worthirt_99 Well-Known Member

    I like Charter
    I'm still laughing from the Purina joke though
  20. jettwo

    jettwo New Member

    I saw one in an old cops and robbers movie named "crunch". I can't recall the name of the movie, it wasn't a great movie but the dog's name was fitting.
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