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Ouch! Shotgun to the groin!

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Feud, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. Feud

    Feud Well-Known Member


    That will ruin your day!
  2. The Unknown User

    The Unknown User Well-Known Member

    Oh God The Mental Image Is Terrible Make It Stop

    Edit: I see THR has a block lettering filter. My fun has been ruined. :(
  3. RNB65

    RNB65 Well-Known Member

    And the problem is???
  4. Superlite27

    Superlite27 Well-Known Member


    Oh wait. That would be Karma Karma. (Both barrels)
  5. MaterDei

    MaterDei Well-Known Member

  6. GlowinPontiac

    GlowinPontiac Well-Known Member

    musta had a finger on each trigger.
  7. Diamondback6

    Diamondback6 Well-Known Member

    Darwin Award time?:neener:
  8. Avenger29

    Avenger29 Well-Known Member

  9. romma

    romma Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't wish that on my worst,,, enemy.

    I almost had to think abou that for a second.
  10. Tx_Jim

    Tx_Jim Active Member

    They call him a victim...victim of what...stupidity
  11. dawgtraxx

    dawgtraxx Well-Known Member

    everybody outta the gene pool!!!!
  12. armoredman

    armoredman Well-Known Member

    Please tell me he did this BEFORE he procreated.
  13. never_retreat

    never_retreat Well-Known Member

    Wow time to throw some more chlorine in the gene pool.
  14. Larry E

    Larry E Well-Known Member

    If ya don't think too good, don't think too much. This lad obviously didn't think very well, or too often either. I'll bet the intended victim, whoever that might be, would be happy if they knew they were the intended.... :eek:
  15. Nagant

    Nagant Well-Known Member

    They refer to him as a "victim" because, isn't it obvious, the poor guy was shot by the gun... the gun itself totally pulled both its triggers and fired both barrels.... into his groin... after of course, it loaded itself and tried to shove itself.... into a pant leg... i guess... I don't know, whenever I try to reason like an anti it just gets weird....:scrutiny:

    That is a pretty horrible injury, though. Part of the reason I have a hard time getting myself to ever carry at "12oclock"....:uhoh:
  16. Serial Fan

    Serial Fan Well-Known Member

    As if it weren't bad enough, but it had to be a double! BLAM! BLAM!
  17. Itegorm

    Itegorm Member

    Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase "Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
  18. cpttango30

    cpttango30 Well-Known Member

    Now will the original owner of the shotgun be charged?

    Well all I can say is there is one less moron dirtying up the gene pool......
  19. hankdatank1362

    hankdatank1362 Well-Known Member

    From my belt line to my *ahem* groin area... isn't but maybe a foot, depending on how low I'm wearing my pants.

    That still leaves a whole lotta shotty sticking out the top.. Not very concealed, if you ask me.

    And BOTH barrels? This just sounds fishy.

    Fishy and painful.
  20. .cheese.

    .cheese. Well-Known Member

    wow... you would have thought he'd have learned not to do that on the first shot.

    but nope.

    He felt the pain and thought to himself, "I wonder if that had anything to do with shooting myself? Hmmm... well, just to make sure, let's see if the results can be reproduced." BOOM! "Yep. That seems to be the cause alright...... note to self: in the future, try to avoid shooting yourself in the nuts with a shotgun. Nothing definitive can be said about other guns, such and handguns or rifles, as no evidence exists yet to suggest that they would produce similar results - experimentation will be held at a later time to attempt to reach a conclusion for this - however, it can be said, fairly safely that shooting one's self in the nuts with a shotgun produces repeatable results, which are generally adverse in nature, including severe pain, bleeding, and later - embarrassment, shame, and confusion. I shall try to avoid it."

    cue the song: "I'm half the man I used to be." by Nirvana.

    Ok.... now that I've been a total jerk about it, I'll be honest. As stupid as what he did was, I honestly feel bad for him. Can you imagine what must be going through his mind right now? First the thoughts of what he had done to himself. Now the shame of everybody knowing via the media.

    It must be awful. :(

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